Barbarian Survivor

[chuckro]

Seven barbarians. Seven weapons. Six murders. One survivor.

Barbarians: Ankor, Bartz, Conrad, Delig, Exat, Fred, Grngr
Weapons: Axe, Bow, Cestus, Dagger, Epee, Fire, Greatsword

1. The guy with the Epee died first. He was obviously a silly French ponce of a barbarian.
2. No one used the weapon with the same first letter as his name.
3. Conrad killed the dagger-wielding barbarian.
4. Ankor died before Delig did, but Delig didn’t kill him.
5. Grngr, distracted by a green ruby (or was it a red emerald?) didn’t notice he was on fire until it was too late. At least he’d killed someone else first.
6. The Cestus-weilder, weary from beating Conrad to death, was shot in the back by someone with a bow. Ankor wasn’t part of this, as he was already dead.
7. Bartz cut off Fred’s head. Poor dead Fred.
8. Ankor used the Greatsword.
9. Conrad didn’t kill Bartz. Delig didn’t kill Exat.
10. In the game of Axe versus Greatsword, Greatsword won.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Which is why we discourage axe, bow, cestus, dagger, epee, fire, greatsword fights. Methinks they all deserved what they got. (No innocent bystanders here!)

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, my future mother-in-law. I smell doom on the horizon.