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A Thing Called Truth - Mag just had her life’s work stolen out from under her (and her marriage fell apart while she was working on it). Dorian watched her mom and brother die from a genetic disease that she may also have. They accidentally end up on a wacky road-trip together. This feels like it was intended to go for multiple volumes of them following Dorian’s brother’s travel wishlist and the ex-husband trying to track Mag down and maybe even some resolution to her life’s work getting stolen. Instead, it leans hard into the two of them falling in love and abruptly ends on that after one volume. Which isn’t bad, but there’s wasted potential here.

Black Cloak (volumes 1-2) – This is a delightful cross between fantasy and noir, with the hardboiled detective (who gets injured a lot) whose past comes back to her in the form of a murder linked directly into her personal history. Volume 1 wraps everything up well, it’s well-paced, the art is pretty, it’s genuinely good stuff. The second volume feels more like a sequel, jumping forward five years with a new mystery to solve; it links back to some things from the first volume and a lot of poor choices made in the interim; I don’t think it’s quite as strong but it’s still very good. This is solid and recommended.

Black Magick (volumes 1-3) – Another hardboiled magical detective, but this one is a modern day cop and secretly a witch, who’s being targeted by some sort of rival magical organization. (This is a world where wicca and pagan practices exist, but a small number of perpetually-reincarnated witches with real magical powers hide among them/society.) Good art, interesting story, some twists as it becomes clear who the antagonists are and what they want, BUT…it’s unfinished. And it’s not clear when and if it’ll ever be finished. I’d love to know what the demons really want and how Rowan is going to resolve the various conflicts in her life, but right now it’s just a frustrating cliffhanger.

Big Girls (volume 1) - A clever sci-fi story about some [technobabble] that causes some boys to grow up into kaiju but a smaller number of girls to just turn into giant women. So the “big girls” are used to defend the Preserve and the normal-sized humans against attacks. But plenty of people aren’t happy with the status quo and the sacrifices it entails, and maybe the “Jacks” aren’t as monstrous as they seem. There’s nothing groundbreaking here, but it’s a decent story.

Bolero – The tale of a bisexual disaster and the various people in her orbit as she screws up her life. This was particular interesting after reading The Midnight Library, because it has the same premise: A woman makes bad choices and falls into depression, but is given the opportunity to explore alternate universe versions based on making different choices. And just like that book…it squanders the opportunity to make good use of that premise. She speedruns through a bunch of worlds where she and her ex-girlfriend are knights or astronauts and ends up in one where she basically continues where she left off and tries to build something else; and then tears that all down because she doesn’t understand communicating with her partners. But it’s okay, because somehow her soul is healed through magical goddess dreams. Or something. Honestly, the conclusion didn’t make much sense and it squandered my goodwill by wasting the premise.

Coffin Bound (volume 1) – Do you like Grant Morrison’s strung-together weirdness books? This is very much in that vein, as Izzy finds out that there’s a contract on her life so she opts to go out and erase all traces of herself before she dies. The assassin is the “Earth-Eater” who really should be off fighting the Doom Patrol; she’s accompanied by a dude with a crow’s skeleton in a cage instead of a head; they run into strippers who take off their skin and a cult who steal body parts for their own use. The world is a nonsensical dreamscape and everything is plot-distance apart. It’s all a valuable lesson about how you can never fully erase your impact on the world. There’s a second volume of this, but no, I’ve had enough.

Crave - The new “Crave” app has suddenly appeared on everyone’s phones on a college campus, and it apparently gives you helpful instructions for all sorts of things you might crave (which, in practice, leads to lots of people banging). Except, of course, it’s actually using all of your data to manipulate you and everyone around you and it’s a secret project by rich people for nefarious purposes. So, y’know, extremely realistic but told with lots of kinky illustrations to make it more palatable. Barely counts as “science fiction,” at this point. Genuinely solid complete story in a single volume.

Family Tree (volume 1) - A Jeff Lemire story where people turn into trees rather than animals. I had read the first issue of this in some other bundle and bounced off of it. I made it through the whole first volume this time, but I don’t particularly care where it’s going.

Golden Rage (volume 1) - What if the Golden Girls, only they were trapped on a survivalist island? And instead of being funny, they were murderously violent? Well, over five issues we manage to go from “Lord of the Flies” to “Friendship is Magic” with only a little bit of stabbing, some weird funeral rituals, and two clowns. This is an amusing concept (with the sort of premise that falls apart if you shake it gently) but the execution is lackluster and it needs more Betty White to hold my attention.

Hinges (volumes 1-3) - A fast read because the protagonist, Orio, is mostly silent. We watch her, a hinged living puppet, “awaken” in a clockwork city and be assigned an “Odd,” a strange animal companion that in her case is reminiscent of Stitch. She’s clearly an unusual type, and has to wrangle her way into being a “mender,” a job that she’s good at and is necessary but the system doesn’t want to assign her to. But that resolution lasts less than an issue and she ends up exiled from the city, meeting another exile and learning about “dismantelists” who want to take people apart and see how they work, and eventually returning to save the city from one. This was apparently originally a webcomic, and that makes a lot of sense given the weird pacing and changes in direction and tone. Reading this one page a week (or whatever the update schedule was) must have been excruciating. It’s very pretty and I’m glad the plot actually resolves everything it sets up; but this would have worked better as a tighter single volume.

I.D. – In a future where there’s space travel and colonies on other planets, a trio (an older writer, an ex-con, and a trans man) meet in a café to discuss the fact they’re all volunteering for an experiment to change their bodies via brain transplant. This is interrupted by a riot where a bunch of people around them are killed. Then we get the “science” of transplanting their brains (spider DNA and lasers). Then they hang out together some more. Then we fast-forward and the trans man has gone through with the switch, the ex-con has not, and they heard the writer died. They got to scatter the ashes of the trans man’s old body, and there’s a stinger that implies the writer did go through with the procedure successfully. I’m not sure quite why, but this feels like a Eurocomic to me. It’s all very “well, that happened” but makes no effort to actually tie together a narrative arc. (Or the plot holes, for that matter.) This feels like the author came up with a bunch of scenes that interested them (in a world they’d clearly given some thought to) but couldn’t actually put together a full story and instead we got this.

MOM: Mother of Madness – This is a vent-piece about a woman with emotion-based superpowers dealing with her deeply sexist workplace and the crushing realities of late-stage capitalism as a single mother. So she decides to use her powers to fight crime and stop a human-trafficking ring run by an evil billionaire! There are somewhat deeper statements about patriarchy and who benefits from it later in the book, but there is absolutely nothing subtle at any point. It’s a power fantasy, and I can’t fault that, even if I’m not the target audience.

Inkblot (volumes 1-2) – This is a case of world-builder’s disease disguised as a comic about a magic cat that gets accidentally summoned one day and goes gallivanting through the various parallel worlds ruled by the many siblings of a family of sorcerers. It’s a cool idea for a world setup (the family apparently discovered experience points and started killing monsters to get stronger; and had to spread out to different worlds once they ran out of things to kill), but there’s too little actual plot and too many characters, and the cat isn’t quite noteworthy or goofy enough to be the focal point. Also it annoyed me that it’s really unclear what the state of “Mother Earth” is during all of this, despite it appearing repeatedly. (The overall story gets a little more coherent in the second volume, but it’s also clearly intended to be a long ongoing that may or may not resolve anything.)

Lovesick – This was apparently written during a worst-parts-of-the-internet-fueled 2020 depression, and it shows. Domino is an internet performer who gets incels from her fanbase to volunteer for snuff films. And cannibalism, too! It’s torture-porn by and for traumatized people. Which has its place, I suppose, but I’m not recommending it.

Norroway (volumes 1-2) - A modernize, queer retelling of the folktale “The Black Bull of Norroway” mashed together with a few other folktale bits and giving most of the characters more depth and agency. (In both style and presentation I was reminded of Molly Knox Ostertag's The Witch Boy trilogy.) I haven’t been familiar with the original legend, but the lore they built around it is pretty impressive. Each volume manages to have a complete arc and this is one of the few comics from this bundle that I’d go out of my way to find more of (if they make it).

November (volumes 1-4) – Dee is approached by “Mister Mann” who offers her a job decoding a puzzle and broadcasting some numbers daily. Turns out that money doesn’t bring you happiness; the routine brings her misery until one day it changes and everything goes sideways. And her story is only one of many that are interwoven with each other on the night in November that things go sideways. This is by Matt Fraction, and while it might be a little too long and a little too fragmented, it does come together nicely.

Plutona – Middle school is hell, even when there are superheroes in the world. And superheroes like Plutona need to balance crimefighting with working a regular job and single parenthood...until a supervillian gets lucky and the middle-schoolers find her body in the woods. This was written by Jeff Lemire but was drawn by a competent artist; and it is dark. The initial tone does not telegraph where it’s going; and the shock (and relative suddenness) of the ending doesn’t actually help the story.

Rain - Another cute sci-fi/horror one-shot, following a young woman whose life is torn apart when crystal shards start raining and killing everyone in their path. Credit for having both a character arc and a reasonable explanation for what’s happening; though it very much follows a horror-movie arc in that regard.

SFSX (volume 1) - The Party has taken over and have imposed a fascist rain of “purity”, and it’s up to a small group of kinky queers to stop them. This is super-kinky wish-fulfillment disguised as politics; and while I can’t come down on anyone that hard for making it, it’s clear the author gets off on “striving against kinky torturers who pretend to be moral” even more than they get off on conventional kink—and that requires holes in the worldbuilding even the biggest dildo could fit through.

This also had the first 10 volumes of Saga, but I have physical copies of those. They’re very good. This had three volumes of Man-Eaters, but I read the first in a different bundle and thought it was a deeply confused polemic, which I didn’t like. I bounced off of Mirror and Fishflies. I may go back and give Paper Girls a try.

Overall: Black Cloak was particularly standout. November was interesting, as was Crave.
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I've completed another "project" on Talking Time: I read through all of the 1985 Star Comics Thundercats series, then the 2002 Wildstorm series, then all of the recent Dynamite series that I got in a Humble Bundle. If you want to read my very extended musings on Thundercats comics through the ages, there they are.
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All the Things We Didn’t Do Last Night - A single-issue one-off about a meet-cute between a jewel thief and a hitman who happen to have plans for the same night.

Shift – Another one-shot, this one a collection of five chapters that tie into the Radiant series of comics. A mercenary gets hired to recharge some stolen alien tech by putting on a “shift” suit that lets him teleport and getting near one of the Radiant vigilantes. But he quickly realizes that just using the technology is a dead-end game and he’s in it for the business angle: Franchising! It’s clearly the origin story of antagonists for the Radiant characters, but it’s an entertaining twist on it. Honestly, I just wish it was a more complete story.

It’s Lonely at the Center of the Earth – An autobiographical graphic novel, with an immediate content warning for depression and suicide ideation. By and about an artist who is a GODDAMN MESS. Honestly, this feels like something that was originally an online diary webseries (…it might have been?) and/or was intended as therapy but not for publication. Either way, it should have be edited (by someone else) to reduce the wanking by at least half for the printed project. Thorogood is a very talented artist and there are some interesting ideas (the way she’s drawn indicates her mental state), but this could have been slimmed down to the coherent stories without the infinite canvas bullshitting and still have plenty of impact.

W0rldtr33 (volume 1) – An evil sub-internet that a group of teenagers sealed away decades ago has returned, and it’s possessing people and driving them to mass murder. The original teenagers have reunited to try to stop the spread again, but it’s entirely possible they’re already too late, and the only thing that can save the world is a message from the future on their original message board, w0rldtr33.net. This is an interesting start and it’s another of those series that is very dependent on whether the ending both happens and actually pays off the mysteries. I’ll want to check back on it in a couple of years.

Antioch (volume 1) – The story of Antioch, Son of Pompeii, a super-ecoterrorist who deliberately lets himself get thrown in super-prison as part of a protest against a big oil company. The Frontiersman (a hero who apparently headlines his own book) had already been thrown in there, so there’s the usual posturing from various supervillain inmates before the power-dampeners get turned off and the entire place comes down. Frankly, this is under the umbrella of “eight-page story that was expanded into a full trade” and I’m not impressed given how little they actually did with any of the ideas.

Bully Wars (volume 1) – All the nerds in middle school were afraid of Rufus, but on the first day high school he learns that he isn’t the biggest fish in town, and he wasn’t even invited to the Bully Wars. So his three favorite targets see an opportunity to help him win the Bully Wars in exchange for protection. This is extremely middle-school goofy, full of Captain Underpants-style gross-outs, inexplicable technology, and lapses in reality. And, of course, the bully discovers the true meaning of friendship.

Dead Eyes (volume 1) – Legendary masked thief Dead Eyes retired in the 90s and disappeared. Where is he now? Lying to his handicapped wife about their cash-flow problems and working at Wal-Mart. But a chance encounter with a stupid murderer gets him back in the game and attracts the attention of his old enemies. It’s from Gerry Duggan (who’s written Deadpool) and John McCrea (the artist who co-created Hitman) and has a predictable sort of “fun, competent, and over-confident vigilante who inflicts gory violence” vibe to it. Also they are bitter about medical debt, but Dead Eyes solves his problems by robbing banks and stealing from the mob rather than actually trying to change the system.

Gospel (volume 1) – The place is England. The year is 1538. The schism of the Church of England from Rome is not popular with everyone, and Matilde of Rumpstead is trying to make a legend for herself. And then...the devil appears, and Matilde needs to go on a quest for a holy hammer to defeat him. This is a mess of stories within stories that, in the end, doesn’t come to any conclusions beyond “to thine own self be true.” It didn’t really work for me.

Mirka Andolfo’s Unnatural (volumes 1-3) – This presents a world of anthropomorphic animals with the closest thing to US Christofascism as one can present in a furry comic: Everyone must get married to an opposite sex partner of the same species and reproduce (by a certain age) or be taxed out of society—or worse, entered into The Reproduction Program. Our protagonist is a pig-girl who has “unnatural” dreams about a wolf lover. Unfortunately, the actual plot veers off into evil cults, orientalist mysticism, possessing spirits and secret family drama; which totally distracts from a very reasonable setup about pig supremacists (nod to Animal Farm) manipulating people via their own prejudices. There was a solid allegory here, but it got lost between the evil telekinetic wolf-spirit and the many naked pig-ladies.

Mirka Andolfo’s Mercy - A complete story in six issues about mysterious, otherworldly monsters that eat humans and leave bulbs growing in their corpses. The art is very good, if, y’know, grotesque. It’s very much a horror story, but it follows an interesting pace of dribbling out information and putting together the pieces of what’s going on. The ending felt a little pat (though I suppose it leaves room for a sequel) but I was impressed at how well everything ended up fitting together.

Tales of the Unnamed: The Blizzard - Nominally a tie-in to the universe of “The Unnamed,” this is a standalone story about a bus full of guards and convicts who get trapped by a blizzard and hunted by a humanoid monster that makes them hallucinate their past sins and then tears them apart. (I think it was the art style, but it made me think of the Shrike from Hyperion.) It’s by Geoff Johns and it’s decent.

Middlewest (volumes 1-3) – A boy discovers that his abusive father isn’t just an asshole, he’s some kind of storm monster and the world is a lot wilder and weirder than our own. This is a fantasy adventure story, but it’s also about the cycle of abuse and violence (and found family). The three volumes make up the complete story. The ending was a little pat, and I’m kind of annoyed that this never addressed what Fox’s deal was, but it was pretty decent overall.

Kaya (volumes 1-3) - I’m pretty sure I had read the first volume of this in an earlier bundle; Kaya is a teenage hunter with a magic robot arm; her brother is the destined “golden one” who’ll save humans from the robot overlords, and they’re on a wild fantasy adventure with various animal-people and indeterminate amounts of magic. I suppose if later volumes end up in another bundle down the line I’ll see how this turns out, but I suspect it’s going to go through many semi-contained adventures until it abruptly ends.

Old Dog (volume 1) - This looked like it was going to be a standard gritty spy story, but it turns out to be a multi-genre mindfuck (and it’s by a guy whose written Moon Knight, so that tracks). “Old Dog” was a spy who ended up behind a desk until an accident put him in a coma and he woke up with superpowers. But what exactly are those powers, why don’t his memories match up to the records, and what does his estranged daughter have to do with everything? I’d be tempted to read more of this.

I tried a little bit of Pretty Deadly (volumes 1-3) and Royal City (volumes 1-3) and bounced off on both of them. I also made it through about half a volume of Mirka Andolfo’s Sweet Paprika (volumes 1-2) before losing interest in the devil girl whose hangups prevent her from getting laid. The bundle also included NINE volumes of Ice Cream Man, a series I gave up on after two. And several volumes of I Hate Fairyland; I think this is the third or fourth time I’ve gotten those in a bundle.

Overall: There were some interesting things here and some things I’m glad I tried, and also a stack of things I bounced off of. But I got my money’s worth, as is often the case.
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Goldfish – A modern-day noir tale. Former con artist “Goldfish” is back in town to exact revenge against his ex-partner, a mobbed-up woman who runs a casino. He tries to pants it and it goes very badly, and so he digs himself in even deeper and pretty much everybody involved winds up dead. (I’ll admit, when it opened with Goldfish being a con artist, I was hoping that the twist at the end would be a long con. But nope, it’s just an extensive fuck-up on everybody’s parts.)

Brilliant – A group of genius nerds at an unnamed college make an amazing discovery: A process they can use on a person’s brain to unlock superpowers. And they immediately fail to keep it under wraps and alert the FBI and then the world about what they’ve done. I have to hope this is a prelude to some other series, because otherwise it’s a first volume that goes nowhere.

Takio – Taki and Olivia, two elementary-school-age sisters get superpowers (specifically, “kung fu telekinesis”) and have drama as they attempt to become the superhero duo “Takio.” It’s a cute little complete story and most of the entertainment value is from the sisters bickering.

Pearl (Volume 1) – The albino daughter of a Yakuza family discovers she’s very good at killing people. This is has a bunch of cute ideas (Pearl is covered in tattoos that only appear when she flushes; there’s a big twist in her family history) and some entertaining dialogue, but it never really comes together for me into a story I care about. Two more volumes were in the bundle, but I skipped them.

Cover – The strange and exciting life of a comic artist, who gets tricked into working for a possibly-CIA spy at a comic convention in Istanbul, and then pulled into several more jobs that mostly involving him showing up at conventions and knowing things about Jack Kirby. It’s an interesting little story (that ultimately resolves nothing) that I’m sure started as a self-insert thought experiment and got interwoven with some pretty painted artwork.

Jinx – Further adventures of Goldfish, this time his attempting to romance a woman named Jinx while pissing off his partner-in-crime and assorted local mobsters. It became clear over the course of reading this that I don’t actually care about the “Jinxworld” connected series of books; possibly because they seem to be an excuse for ambling dialogue and characters being stupidly incompetent. Though to be fair, I feel like Bendis got bored halfway through writing this and decided it needed some random extra scenes and a completely unrelated giant flashback sequence. Frankly, if the actual book centered around Jinx’s inner life more and didn’t have Goldfish or the stupid lost money plot, that would have been the book Bendis seems to have wanted to write...and probably a better read.

Masterpiece - A teenage girl discovers her parents were legendary thieves and she’s stuck in the machinations of two billionaires. This was going for a “heist movie” vibe, but it clearly wasn’t written all at once, which means both the pacing and the foreshadowing are a mess. Early on it’s implied you need nine people for the heist team, but at the end a bunch of slots are still blank (with both the old person never mentioned and the new slot never filled). The resolutions they manage in the last issue are never hinted as possible before they happen; and Emma several times claims she’s figured out what they’re doing but then forgets about it in the next issue and they’re arguing something else.

Joy Operations (Volumes 1-2) – In a sci-fi future full of jargon, Joy is an “en.voi,” which seems to be a head of security role for a CEO/billionaire/head of state. She starts hearing a voice in her head who claims to be working for the rival country/company/fiefdoms that says she needs to kill her boss. She takes this badly. Fortunately, at the first sign that Joy is compromised, her boss tries to have her killed, which removes any possible moral dilemma. The ideas here are interesting (and the fact Joy is in a poly marriage with kids is a nice LeGuin-esque note), but the pacing remains an issue as the story shifts directions rapidly and it ends up feeling like there was a lot of hand-wringing for no reason. Volume 2 picks up with the powers-that-be trying to figure out why Joy’s mental passenger worked and everybody else goes nuts; but that doesn’t really matter because there’s a political land-grab going on and Joy has to solve everything with extreme violence. Again, there are a lot of plot threads that don’t really resolve into the ending that happens. There are some cool sci-fi ideas and potentially something to be said about politics and capitalism, but it gets lost in the incoherent plot tangle and need to fill half the pages with sci-fi violence.

Fortune and Glory - The drawn-out and clearly deeply frustrating autobiographical story of Bendis attempting to get his comics made into Hollywood movies. This would be the perfect gift if you know someone who thinks that Hollywood will recognize their genius as a screenwriter and want to hit them with a reality check.

The Ones (Volume 1) - A group of completely unrelated “chosen ones” are gathered together Justice League-style to deal with a prophecy of Satan incarnating on Earth. (And they are completely unrelated—it’s like Conan, Buffy, Green Lantern, Tim Hunter, the baby from Willow, and Steve from accounting all get pulled into this.) This might have been my favorite book from this set because it’s entertaining but not completely over-talked and decently paced.

Murder Inc. (Volume 1) – In an alternate history where the mob was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and basically took over chunks of the US, we follow Valentine in his first week as a “made man,” which goes incredibly poorly but not due to anything he did. This has the same problem as a bunch of the other comics in this bundle, in that the protagonist doesn’t actually drive the plot so much as run from one part of it to the next. (Jagger Rose, the insanely-competent assassin, actually accomplishes some things, but she’s the girl so at best she gets equal billing.) This is another case where there were more volumes in the bundle but I wasn’t feeling it.

Powers – The Supergirl expy gets killed and we follow the cops assigned to investigate (who clearly have superhero-related secrets of their own). This has half a dozen volumes in this bundle (and is apparently still ongoing, rivaling Groo for the number of publishers it’s gone through). The thing is, though, despite ostensibly being something I should like, it’s yet another example of what I don’t like about Bendis: He writes like the stories are whodunits, but can’t actually tie up a climax with any of the clues he tosses out, so it’s never satisfying, it’s always, “Well, that happened.” It’s procedural at best; but it’s not even well-foreshadowed procedural in those cases. So I read the first arc of this and then stopped.

I skipped Torso and Scarlet given my feelings on Goldfish and Jinx. I realize Bendis made is name with indie crime comics, but I don’t actually like them.

Overall: This bundle has taught me that Bendis has some great ideas and a talent for banter-style dialogue, but without an editor sitting on him, he’s clearly pantsing his stories and doesn’t give a crap about protagonist agency.
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The Delicacy – The story opens in Scotland with Rowan and Tulip, the poor chicken-farming sons of a mother who wants desperately for them to suffer in poverty for her New Age principles. The boys receive an inheritance from their dead aunt and decide to move to London to to start a farm-to-table restaurant. The going is rough until they happen upon a new mushroom that customers go crazy for, then everything starts coming up Tulip and the success goes to his head, driving a wedge between him and his brother. But what is the secret of the amazing mushrooms? (Hint: It’s not a happy ending.)

Ballad for Sophie – Framed as an intern from Le Monde interviewing a reclusive former pianist, this goes through the life story of said pianist and his rivalry with Francois Samson; set to the backdrop of WW2 and the following decades. DuBois hated being a pianist and was pushed into it by his mother, by his agent, and by necessity; and he was always jealous of Samson’s magical talent. This has decent characterization, a cute twist, a just a little magic that might or might not be real. I enjoyed it.

Doughnuts and Doom - A cute little queer romance between an aspiring witch with performance anxiety and an aspiring rock star without an audience. Not a lot of depth, but cute.

In Perpetuity - A slow-moving story about the afterlife that details the drudgery of it, and the various criminal machinations that take place between life and death. It’s bizarrely anticlimactic, in that every one of the arcs and hooks ends abruptly with a “Oh, that part’s over now.” Maybe it’s symbolizing the randomness and suddenness of death? Or maybe it’s just not great writing. (Honestly, given the way the pacing and a bunch of the later bits play out, I feel like the writer was pantsing and just dropping things.)

Lost Dogs - A shaggy dog story by Jeff Lemire, about a giant of a man who goes to the big city with his wife and daughter and only finds fights, pain and suffering.

A Radical Shift of Gravity - Told in anachronic order, this is the story of one man’s life when the force of gravity sudden changed…but only on humans. It intersperses pieces of his life from before the shift, after the second shift that broke down society, and finally to his explorations as an old man when time stopped holding on to humanity as well; and tries to tie together the changes to the world with the evolution of his relationship with his daughter. It’s an interesting idea but I’m not sure how well it works, especially since it tries to scatter in science (from people who in-story are supposed to know what they’re talking about) and the science is nonsense.

In Utero - 12 years ago, a mysterious giant explosion rocked the city. Now, a girl gets dropped off at a cheap holiday camp in a closed shopping mall and makes a new friend…who reveals the monsters behind the explosion. It’s interesting how much this story is just causal about a dragon with psychic powers and I wonder if that’s just coming from a more eastern perspective—that’s not a combination you see much in western dragons. Credit to this that it’s a kids adventure (with the tropes common to that—no children are harmed), but the adults are experiencing it as a horror movie and authority figures and parents are shown reacting (and panicking) appropriately as they get appropriate information.

Loved and Lost: A Relationship Trilogy – Slice of life comics, based loosely on reality, in no particular order, about a man’s relationships (including lots of sex) circa 2001. (Honestly, they should have been in a particular order. There’s no benefit to putting the comic where her cat likes him 40 pages before the comic where she introduces her cats. It just feels sloppy.) I will give him credit for being ridiculously honest; this may be the most realistic depiction of “idiot 20something romance” I’ve seen on paper, especially since he does nothing to disguise the parts where he’s a needy and judgmental jerk. Looking back to the same time period, I can see some “I’m in this picture and don’t like it.”

Lisa Cheese and Ghost Guitar (Book 1): Attack of the Snack – A wacky comic starring a unicorn cyborg who wants to be a folk musician but ends up in a battle between rival ninjas. I feel like there’s some “Ren and Stimpy” DNA in this; it’s that kind of random wackiness where you lose track of what’s going on and just kinda go along for the ride. (What was up with the broccoli monster? I could never figure out whose side it was actually supposed to be on.)

Funny Things: A Comic Strip Biography of Charles M. Schulz – A biography of “Sparky” Schulz in the style of a collection of Peanuts comics. I think the major problem here is that it’s too long and doesn’t have quite enough jokes that aren’t just, “We referenced some classic Peanuts strips.” (My standup teacher calls that “laughter of recognition” and thinks it’s the weakest form of joke.) Schulz lived an interesting life and clearly wrestled with various mental health issues during it, but this spends too much time being repetitive about them and not getting into tangential things it alludes to (like his children being sent off to private school; or his heart attack, which only gets mentioned when he has a stroke 20 years later). I think the author got so engrossed in Schultz’s life he forgot that his readers wouldn’t have read all the supporting material before picking up this book.

Super Trash Clash – Dul’s well-meaning mother buys her the video game “Super Trash Clash,” which is hard and terrible. She trades it away, but regrets it because it was a gift and goes on a wild chase to try to retrieve it. This is a story of numbers-filed-off Super Nintendo nostalgia; it’s short and cute.

Space Junk - In a sci-fi situation that wouldn’t be believable 20 years ago but makes perfect sense in our Dumbest Timeline, we see a colony of feral teenagers living on a mining colony that’s closing up, because the adults were all sent ahead to the next planet without them and they’re expected to follow. And we’re focused on broken teenagers who are angling to stay behind on the planet, when the only mechanisms to make them go are peer pressure and a useless therapist. And in the middle of this is the mystery of moving space junk. On one hand, this tells a story; on the other it doesn’t actually explain anything. (On the gripping hand, most of the plot holes can be explained by, “The system is really, really stupid and probably makes money from somebody on a different planet via fraud.”)

Radical: My Year with a Socialist Senator – A comic artist embedded herself with a newly-elected NY state senator and catalogued her experiences. (Though to some degree, it feels like she wanted to do this with AOC and got the next best thing—she’s very explicit about wanting to write about “the movement” rather than the person, and acknowledges that she’s leaving out all sorts of details.) It’s interesting to see how the sausage is made, though like anyone, she has her biases about the process and the people. It’s particularly interesting that this was 2018-2019, so the tail end of the first Trump regime and just before covid hit. And boy, it is NOT flattering to Cuomo.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Volume III: Century – Alan Moore is back on his bullshit, with the League (mostly Mina, Alan and Orlando) dealing with a cult trying to birth a “moonchild” and usher in a new age over of the course of the 20th century. (And it leaps right over Mina apparently running a group of superheroes in the 60s.) The initial concept of the LXG was cool and I remember really liking the first volume, but Moore moved over to increasingly obscure characters and increasingly obtuse plots. Well, until we time-jump to 2009 and learn that Harry Potter is the antichrist and they call in Mary Poppins (who might be God) to stop him and then jet off with a former Bond girl.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Vol IV: The Tempest – Then we pick up with Mina and Orlando getting eternal youth for said Bond girl and a geriatric Sir James himself pursuing them. Interspersed with that, we finally learn about the hero team Mina managed in the 60s. Again, the combination of obscure references and then needing to file the trademarks off often makes it hard to tell what he’s referencing. And then the world ends and Alan Moore disappears up his own ass in an ouroboros of referentiality. This needed a heavier hand to edit it down to a reasonable number of plots and characters so that something of actual note happened to anyone you cared about; as opposed to a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it scene for a hundred characters you barely remember.

Mary Tyler MooreHawk was a Tom Swift pastiche starring a girl with mickey mouse hair. It’s…honestly really overdone? Also it’s done in a “zine” style with the comics interspersed with fake magazine pages and prose pieces. I couldn’t get into it. This also had a couple of other random Alan Moore works, including From Hell, which I gave up on in an earlier bundle, and The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic, which is a tome of hermetic high magic that I just cannot handle. I also skipped Nemo: River of Ghosts.

Overall: I don’t think anything leapt out at me as amazing, but there was a lot of decent stuff; entertaining but forgettable reads.
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I wasn’t super worked-up about this bundle, but it had a bunch of things my dad was interested in, so we picked it up.

Arca - A fun (if mildly formulaic) sci-fi tale of a generation ship that fled a dying Earth, where the workers serve the “citizens” until they turn 18 and then supposedly get promoted. But like all good sci-fi, all is not as it seems. This is a Plato’s Cave allegory and a critique of what rich people will do to maintain their status (which works), though the big reveal at the end—while reasonably telegraphed—is a bit overdone.

Bermuda – A wealthy brother and sister are in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle, which strands them in an alternate-dimensional island full of monsters, pirates, and a wild action girl named “Bermuda.” This is a pretty standard bright-n-shiny adventure story that feels like the writer asked the artist, “What splash panels do you feel like drawing?” and then pants’d a story around that.

Brynmore - A recovering alcoholic moves back to the island he grew up on where everyone hates his family because one of his ancestors laid a curse on the place. It’s a horror movie done as a comic and it could have used a better editing pass on the script, because a lot of the details don’t actually make sense. (“Brynmore” is the name of the monster made by a different ancestor to deal with the curse from the first ancestor but somehow buried with the original curse attached and…yeah.) But hey, the guy reconciles with his estranged daughter and they can live happily together on the island where zombies killed almost everyone else.

Dark Spaces Wildfire - A heist comic starring an all-female crew of convicts working as firefighters and fighting wildfires. One of their number had been a CEO who took the fall for a ponzi scheme, and knows about a secret safehouse full of art and a crypto server that’s in the way of the fires. This tries to make some statements about how the systems screws people over and kinda bungles its message in the ending, but it’s a neat idea.

Earthdivers (Volume 1) - In 2112, Earth is a wasteland and many people have fled to space, but a small group of American Indians finds a cave that lets you travel through time, and send one of their number back to kill Columbus and send history in a different direction. (It goes poorly, especially since there are smaller badly-explained time loops happening at the same time.) The second volume (of three, irritatingly) is in the bundle, but I’m more interested in just finding a synopsis of the ending.

Essex County – Oh, Jeff Lemire. Though this thankfully is a series of stories about people who lived on family farms in Essex County (Ontario, Canada) and not about people with other organisms growing out of them. In the first book, Lester is obsessed with superheroes and lives with his uncle Ken after his mom dies of cancer; and has a Calvin-and-Hobbes-esque adventure with the former hockey player who works at the gas station (some of which might be imaginary). The second book revolves around an old man reminiscing about playing semipro hockey with his brother and how his life turned out. The third book follows the old man’s nurse and ties the stories together by revealing various family relations between the characters. This is a moderately poignant slice-of-life series that holds together decently by the end, but Lemire’s work continues to not be my favorite.

Underwater Welder – Meanwhile, also by Lemire is this story about Jack, whose wife is expecting their first child and who has a weird encounter while working underwater at an oil rig, which leads him on a psychedelic journey to make peace with his father’s disappearance years before. Might be a real supernatural occurrence; might just be in his head while he’s oxygen-deprived. Comes out as an interesting take on generational trauma, though.

From Hell – A massive collection of the 10-part Alan Moore graphic novel exploring his (semi-historically accurate) theories about the Jack the Ripper murders. (The prince had a baby with a low-class shopgirl and the whores learned about it, so the queen gave orders to have them all killed.) I gave it a try, but it somehow manages to skip around but also drag at the same time; and it’s insanely long.

Joe Hill’s Thumbprint - An adaptation of the novella by Joe Hill (which is reproduced in the same file—the graphic novel is only 75 pages) about a former Abu Ghirab interrogator attempting to readjust to civilian life and terrorized by someone leaving her thumbprints. It’s an interesting vignette but it feels unfinished—the backstory provides the twist, but the characters don’t develop or resolve at all.

Joe Hill’s The Cape - This one is apparently adapted from a short story by Joe Hill. It stars a man who has by all accounts fucked up his own life and discovers his childhood costume cape actually allows him to fly. Unfortunately, this doesn’t change the fact that he’s a giant asshole who blames everyone else for his problems and he goes all serial-killer. Toxic masculinity with a body count and you cheer when he dies; but frankly it has the same problem of not examining anything. The magic cape is the only thing that makes this a story at all, rather than an everyday news item about guy with a gun.

Sleeping Beauties (Volume 1) – A graphic adaptation of the novel by Steven King, this is a horror story about a “sleeping sickness” that only affects women, who then become crazed killers if forced awake. (Credit that it’s a magical sleeping sickness that is fully trans-inclusive, I guess?) A mysterious woman named Eve Black is soon the only woman left awake, while the others all meet in a psychedelic alternate dimension. It’s annoying that this volume is only half the novel, but fortunately Wikipedia was able to take me to the other half of the story. And it’s fine if you like Steven King’s style, but I wasn’t super into it anyway.

The October Faction (Volumes 1-5) - Tales of a dysfunctional family of monster hunters. If I had been reading these as pamphlets, I suspect I would have been really annoyed at how little happens in each chapter; basically each trade is about enough plot for a single episode of a TV series. Which means you have the juxtaposition of a few weeks worth of plot and character advancement and several years worth of power-creep of the team (particularly the kids and their magic). It’s not brilliant but it’s entertaining.

Locke and Key (Volume 1) - When a family is terrorized and the father killed by a serial killer, the survivors move back to the “Keyhouse” in Lovecraft, MA. It turns out this was the wrong move and a monster trapped in the house is working an elaborate plan to collect a series of magical keys. There were 5 more volumes in the bundle (the entire series), but despite the interesting worldbuilding this moved too slowly and spent too much time on splatter-horror elements to really win me.

They Called Us Enemy - George Takai’s memoir about his childhood in the Japanese internment camps during World War Two. This is an upsetting reminder of how much we’re living in a repeat of history because no one learned from it.

This bundle also included Cosmoknights, which I read a few years back (it’s a fun queer anti-princess sci-fantasy story) and lots of volumes of 30 Days of Night, which didn’t interest me.

Overall: Takai’s book was good; a bunch of the others were entertaining but didn’t stand out. It was kind of a forgettable lot, unfortunately.
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Karma wants very much to be the next Sunstone, with the kinky/geeky pornographic rom-com thing. The problem is, they aren’t geeky enough and the whole thing has too much “dude fantasy” energy to it. (He’s a photographer, she’s a bisexual supermodel with a tragic backstory. Also, the artist can’t even bring himself to draw the dude’s butt.) I mean, I realize what I’m comparing it against, but Linda Sejic’s influence matters, and Dan Wickline clearly doesn’t have a Linda.

Terminal Hero – Peter Milligan returns with something else very reminiscent of his Shade: The Changing Man run. The “terminal hero” has an inoperable brain tumor but his friend gets ahold of an illegal new therapy that gives him reality-warping superpowers but also brings all of the worst nonsense from his id out into the world. Honestly, a lot of that id-nonsense (warning: pedophilia, rape, cancer-monsters, self-harm) feels like it’s more for shock value than actually relevant to the character or the story. Anyway, he flounders around for six issues and sorta-kinda deals with some of his problems and then tries to settle into a normal life knowing he’s just one of several time bombs sitting around. Heroic, indeed.

Athena – After the fall of the Greek pantheon, Athena is reborn in the modern world (Ares too, and with Zeus looking over them as an owl—apparently he’s afraid to let his children die but also terrified they’ll kill him). Fortunately, her god-powers keep reactivating in time to deal with Greek myths recurring as modern events. Nominally this is a retelling of the Illiad, but the author’s knowledge of Greek culture and civilization is a bit weak--apparently ancient Greeks were Klingons, very much obsessed with “honorable” combat. After the four main issues this includes a short Athena/Obama crossover comic that’s just as pointless as the rest. This series didn’t have enough actual plot or effective characterization behind its idea and was mostly an excuse to have buxom Athena in revealing armor.

Adolescent Radioactive Blackbelt Hamsters – The monastery is attacked by the reincarnation of Genghis Kahn, and the Dalai Momma calls for her second-favorite students, the five mutant hamsters who are each a caricature of an action-movie star. Most of them die. It takes an issue and a half to introduce her favorite students, The Four: Jackie, Bruce, Chuck and Clint. Then much of the remainder is getting the band back together; apparently Lucy (the only female hamster) was the reason they broke up years before, but Clint doesn’t actually want to rejoin regardless. Then in the last five pages, Kahn wins and kills everyone but Clint, who leaves us on a cliffhanger of going back in time to re-join his brothers and prevent disaster. This was a cute concept, but it’s not quite funny enough—it’s not a close enough parody nor it is sufficiently witty. And the pacing is crap.

Jennifer Blood (volumes 1-2) - Garth Ennis does entertaining work here (with his usual quota of gory and sexualized violence) with a story about a normal housewife and mother who wages an extensive, meticulously-planned campaign of assassination against a mob family. It’s very tongue-in-cheek and Jennifer herself never actually sees any real threats or hardship in her campaign, but that’s okay. Volume 2 sees Al Ewing take over as the writer, and Jenn actually has to face the consequences and fallout of her actions, which is still entertaining but not the visceral thrill of extreme competence the first volume gave. This bundle actually included all 5 volumes of main series and two follow-on volumes (and a prequel starring the Ninjettes), but I didn’t bother continuing after seeing where it was headed.

Weaver (volumes 1-2) – Also apparently published as “Uncanny” and written by Andy Diggle, this is a neat action-movie adventure about a man whose superpower is the ability to temporarily copy someone’s knowledge and abilities by touching them. Turns out that this hasn’t made his life better, and he’s forcibly dragged into the complex machinations of the small number of other “active” people in the world. Two volumes, a complete story, good pacing with lots of twists and turns. (The ending is a little pat, but acceptable.) This was solid!

Raise the Dead – Oh, look, zombies. Incredibly bog-standard, by-the-books horror/splatter zombie story. Characters are introduced and killed off almost as quickly; no explanation or resolution is given for the zombies. This feels like they had ideas for zombie attacks but couldn’t get hired to write guest issues of Walking Dead so they just put them here.

Super Zombies – More zombies! Genetically-modified foods containing vaccines and human DNA caused “KHR syndrome” around the world until “the world’s smartest man” created a vaccine for it...which causes people to spontaneously develop superpowers. Then a decade later, instead of getting superpowers, people start turning into zombies—including all the existing heroes. Fortunately or not, they’re “smart zombies” who mostly keep functioning as long as they eat some people here and there, which means a nice slow-rolling apocalypse with multiple groups of supers fighting with each other. Spoiler: The “KHR virus” (the writers don’t actually understand how viruses or vaccines work) was manmade by various governments who fucked it up by not accounting for the rare “negative sequence” in human DNA, and then the hero’s cure fucked everything up further. On one hand, this is a slightly different twist on the zombie formula; but on the other hand, the backstory is all based in real-world bullshit conspiracies that I no longer have patience for.

The Complete Dracula – Bram Stoker’s original novel in illustrated form, with some beautiful artwork but no surprises. (They slightly abridged it, but not significantly.) I think perhaps the biggest problem is that by hewing so closely to the original text, the artwork…is kind of superfluous? Everything is told, so there isn’t much need to show.

Prophecy – A hilariously mashed-up “crisis crossover” of most of the characters Dynamite was publishing at the time, including Red Sonja, Vampirella, Ash Williams, Re-Animator, Athena, Sherlock Holmes, and Dracula. Sonja chases an evil sorcerer into the year 2012 where he summons evil gods to help end the world as per the Mayan calendar, and everyone else teams up to stop him. Lots of splash panels and very little plot; it’s a fanservice book.

Dejah Thoris: Gardens of Mars – Re-imagined from Burroughs' John Carter of Mars pulp stories, this is the story of a princess of the red Martians who wishes to restore the lush life the planet once had. Amy Chu is doing her best, but it’s…very true to the pulp style. Dejah herself is naïve and honestly kind of useless, but she’s running around in gold go-go boots and pasties in the Martian desert and that’s what the fans are here for. (There are a bunch of references to red Martians being “hatched”—why do they have mammaries, then? And how the hell do their hips work?), Honestly, while Burroughs had some cool ideas, I think the best of them have been re-envisioned as backstory for DC’s Martian Manhunter and this doesn’t hold my interest.

Thun’Da – Whereas this is re-imagined from the 50s comic series Thun’Da King of the Congo by Frank Frazetta and Gardner Fox. A military helicopter crashes somewhere in Africa, and the only survivor has both lost his memory (but none of his skills) and somehow been transported to a strange prehistoric world. There are dinosaurs and saber-tooth tigers and neanderthals (but oddly, only male ones) and flashbacks to his previous life as a horrible monster of a man. He finds a citadel full of modern (primitive) humans and learns their language just in time for an attack by talking apes; and by saving the day (with the help of a magic gong and a giant snake) he gets named as the legendary savior “Thun’da.” An entertaining bit about this collection is that it reprints some of the original stories, which makes it easy to see which parts they used and which they rearranged or ignored (and how little “continuity” mattered in the old days!)

Jungle Girl Omnibus – Jungle Girl is “what if Tarzan but with cheesecake?” and this is a collection by Frank Cho, a man who understands cheesecake. A modern-day plane with a TV crew onboard crashes and is rescued by Jana the Jungle Girl, who shepherds them through a jungle full of prehistoric dangers. (It doesn’t go well for them, but most of them are opium smugglers anyway so it’s not terrible when disasters while fleeing the dirt-people kill them.) Then they chase a downed space shuttle to a mysterious God-Mountain and find a beached submarine that the captain instructs them in repairing, which leads them on a side-trek to fight a Lovecraftian horror from beneath the sea. Then Jana’s father appears for the third arc—a man from the modern world who obliquely reveals that this world was constructed by Lovecraftian aliens who also left behind advanced technology. So the last volume is lots of repetitive fight scenes as they race to stop them; and Jungle Girl and the remaining TV crew guy escape to the outside world—or possibly time-loop into Jana’s origin, that part isn’t entirely clear. This book is best when you go “la la la aliens did it” and ignore the attempts at science entirely; megafauna that can’t survive without more oxygen than our modern atmosphere has are everywhere, Jana seems to eat nothing but apex predators which would likely be both disgusting and toxic; etc. It’s a cheesecake-heavy pulp adventure; entertaining, but there isn’t actually any substance there.

Project Superpowers (volume 1) – The superheroes of WW2 (a collection of modified now-public-domain golden age characters) were all trapped in Pandora’s Box by the well-meaning but misguided Fighting Yank. Now in the modern day he’s freeing them and the world is not ready. Alex Ross art, which is as beautiful as ever, but honestly this is too big and too repetitive—it’s a crisis crossover plot, but it doesn’t feel like the characters have earned it because they’re all brand-new to the reader. Like, why do I care if Masquerade has new powers after being in the urn? I didn’t know what her old powers were! (If this featured the Justice Society it would honestly work better.) As it stands, I’m not bothering with the second volume.

A Train Called Love – Garth Ennis writing the goofiest sex and violence maxiseries I’ve read in some time, and no small thanks to the cartoony art style. There’s his standard sex, violence, gore, profanity, and the like; but it’s set as the backdrop to goofy rom-com shenanigans. Honestly, it’s kind of a parody of his usual writing, but it feels like it works?

Control – Andy Diggle again, with a police detective mystery story revolving around a mysterious victim found hanged by an assassin who also killed the lead detective’s partner on his way out. She follows the trail to the conspiracy of The Black Room. It hits a lot of the usual cop detective story tropes and beats, with turnabouts and betrayals and the usual, but it’s not bad as such things go. It’d make a decent movie.

Alice in Wonderland Complete Collection – An illustrated version collecting both of the original books (and edited less than the Disney cartoon, at that). While somewhat better than Dracula in the show vs. tell department, this still spends much more time narrating and commenting on action than actually showing it. There’s also the question of who this is for, as the nonsense of the book that would entertain children it was read to doesn’t work as well for an older child reading this themselves; but I think it’s only appealing to adults as a nostalgic curiosity. (I was also reminded of a quip I came up with in college: “The Walrus and the Carpenter” is about Paul McCartney and Jesus and why they’d make bad roommates.)

The Trials of Sherlock Holmes – Sherlock Holmes himself is accused of murder in a locked-room mystery! This is a cute little to-do with a bunch of levels to it; of course Holmes solves the case but it’s engineered in such a way to keep everyone running around for the full five issues.

This was actually a huge bundle; it was also loaded with lots of Red Sonja, Sheena: Queen of the Jungle, Vampirella, and Army of Darkness. (I wasn’t particularly interested in the first three, and I’d already read the latter from other bundles.)

Overall: I thought that Weaver was pretty decent and the first volume of Jennifer Blood was entertaining. Most of the rest was...fine? I didn’t hit on anything that I stopped partway through (which isn’t always the case!) but most of it, even from established writers, wasn’t their best work.
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There was a LOT of stuff in this bundle (including a lot of individual issues from the middle of runs), and I opted to pick and choose. And yes, I needed to resize all the pdfs yet again.

Curse Words (Volumes 1-5) – A wizard (named Wizord!) appears in modern-day Manhattan, but decides to be a hero rather than destroying the world for his demonic master. He’s...mediocre at it, at best. He’s an immature jerk who rarely considers the full consequences of his actions; the twist ending to volume 1 reveals he created his own origin by making a magical world full of innocent people to cover up his mistakes. By the end of the series, all of the tangles of causality are explained and everything comes together well, while being ridiculous the whole time; and it’s explicitly aware of the message that even if you’re a terrible person, you always have the capacity to stop front that point forward. I put this first on this list because it was my favorite of the lot.

Alex and Ada (Volumes 1-3) - This is a story about a man who receives an android as a gift, and has it “unlocked” to become sentient, which is extremely illegal. This is also a queer love story, about closets and societal acceptance, wrapped up in sci-fi. (It hit the line of good sci-fi, where the metaphor was there and obvious if you looked, but still subtle enough that Moral Guardians would just think it’s about robots.) I was surprised and impressed by how much I liked it, because writer Jonathan Luna hasn’t impressed me with his ability to write characters who act human in the past—turns out that the secret was him writing characters who aren’t human.

Ice Cream Man (Volumes 1-2) – A collection of nearly-nonsensical horror stories revolving around a mysterious ice cream man (clearly an evil demon of some sort) in a suburban town. This feels like something out of the Grant Morrison idea box, random brain-dropping stories about people who only sometimes act like humans; it wants to be The Twilight Zone but isn’t clever enough to manage it, so it’s just arbitrary hallucinogenic torture. The second volume introduces the cowboy as trying to thwart the ice cream man’s schemes, but no real explanation is given and it’s not that the cowboy seems to be “good”, just that he doesn’t like the ice cream man. I’d kinda love to read someone else’s commentary on these, because it’s not fun just going, “Man, that’s not deep or poetic, it’s just cruel and weird” by myself. (There were two more volumes of this; I skipped them.)

Happy - And here we have actual Grant Morrison, doing a one-shot that feels more like Garth Ennis’ milieu: An ex-cop-turned-hitman learns the secret password to a stash of mob money…but then also starts seeing a tiny blue flying horse who claims to be an imaginary friend. So you’ve got a hardboiled cop vs. mob story with gore and cursing and also an imaginary friend trying to get the cop to go save a little girl from a torture/child-porn scenario on Christmas eve, because why not?

Moonstruck (Volumes 1-3) – Queer coffeeshop mythical creatures romantic comedy. Featuring: A queer nonbinary centaur. Werewolf microaggressions. Lesbian brunch drama. An in-universe series of Babysitters Club-style mystery books. Ham-handed disability culture metaphors. Bad roommates, oblivious flirting, and magical disasters! (The first volume involves a missing butt stolen by a magical ghost. The second has a fairy frat party. The third has a crazy lesbian love pentagon. So you really know what you’re getting into!) Unfortunately, the three volumes I have end on a cliffhanger, mid-way through an obvious “Julie needs to learn to love herself” story arc. I’m not sure I’ll seek it out, but I’d read more if it dropped in my lap. This is cute, and it knows exactly what it’s doing and who its audience is.

Shirtless Bear Fighter - He was raised by bears, but when they betrayed him, he vowed to fight them forever. This is wonderfully crazy—the viewpoint character is actually a junior government agent following along on the mission to recruit Shirtless to fight the bears who’ve attacked various US cities. And it includes a wonderful montage of him fighting bears across the US, including football players in Chicago and gay men in San Francisco. Hilarious and recommended.

Man-Eaters (Volume 1) – A mutant strain of Toxoplasmosis causes teenage girls to turn into werecats when they get their periods, so the government did a massive anti-werecat awareness campaign and put hormones in drinking water so nobody gets periods any more. (That terrible science in that last part, right there? That made my eye start twitching.) Anyway, the protagonist is a girl who just got her first period; her divorced parents are an incompetent cop and the head of the local anti-werecat task force. Also, everyone in town seems to have “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” stuck in their heads, a running gag that isn’t actually funny. And an entire issue is a collection of parody ads and magazines about cat attacks and making boys feel safe. The thing is, I can’t figure out what they were actually trying to say. Ruminations on how much puberty sucks? Anti-fluoride screed? Anti-government screed? Anti-corporate screed? Feminist manifesto? Anti-feminist manifesto? TERF manifesto? I feel like if I can’t tell where you’re going with your painful sci-fi allegory in the first TPB, you’ve lost me from there on.

Sea of Stars (Volume 1) – No relation to the video game of the same name. A space trucker takes his son out on what should be a routine run, but when they’re attacked by a space whale, the father goes on a grim-and-gritty space survival journey to rescue his son...and the son develops magical superpowers and has a grand adventure with a pair of confused aliens. As you can guess, it’s a bit tonally confused as you swap between Die Hard and Magical Adventures in Space. I wouldn’t call it bad, but nothing about it made me interested to keep reading.

Motorcrush (Volume 1) - Domino Swift is a racer, but while the other racers illegally boost their bikes with “crush”, she needs to inhale it—something that seems to be deadly to anyone else. So we’ve got a sci-fi setting where the mob runs everything and a woman with mysterious powers and a mysterious past is racing for drugs. The fourth issues sets up a big race with everything on the line…which never happens and then there’s a two-year time skip going into the next volume, which apparently was never completed. So everything is left hanging in regards to Domino’s past and her abilities, and this volume doesn’t even pay off the individual storyline it sets up. Skip it.

Nailbiter (Volume 1) - An FBI agent comes to the town that has produced 16 serial killers, including the infamous “Nailbiter”, searching for a conspiracy-obsessed friend of his. The first volume sets up a lot of mysteries, to the degree where I was asking myself, “Will this ever pay anything off, or is this a Lost situation?” And a glance online tells me that it’s the latter. This is the sort of setup that could have made a good single trade or maybe 12 issues if the writer walked in with a plan and a payoff for everything; but that clearly didn’t happen here. I’m not bothering to read any further.

Revival (Volume 1) – A small town is rocked when on “Revival Day”, two dozen dead people wake up and seem to be immortal. The story then follows a police officer (whose father is the chief and whose sister is secretly a “reviver”) and the CDC liaison sent to investigate the matter. There are 8 volumes of this and the story does apparently complete, but I decided I wasn’t actually that interested in the twists and turns of the story and read spoilers online, which I was happier with because I found the actual conclusion unsatisfactory (the creepy aliens roaming around are the disembodied souls of the revivers, separated out by a magic ritual that was screwed up because the intended sacrifice was pregnant, so the woman needs to give birth and then all the souls and bodies can re-merge).

Zero (Volume 1) – Sex, violence, and modern-day sci-fi. Zero is a secret agent, raised from birth by The Agency, who’ll do anything and kill anyone to get the job done. As is, as one might guess, a supremely fucked-up person. The entire first issue involves Zero sneaking around a battle between an enhanced IDF soldier and a similarly-enhanced Palestinian, and that alone was almost enough to get me to close the book, in the current environment. Then the second issue is in Northern Ireland, just to keep up the theme. This is nominally told in flashback and clearly building towards a big sci-fi reveal, but there are 4 volumes that are clearly going to be filled with incendiary political nonsense and gratuitous bloody violence, so I read some spoilers (apparently it ends with an interdimensional fungus plague and many-worlds mindscrew) online and called it a day after the first book.

Isola (Volume 1) – A fantasy tale about Rook, a warrior, and the queen she’s charged to protect...who has unfortunately been transformed into a non-speaking tiger. She believes that this can be solved by traveling to Isola, but along the way are trappers, scavengers, nutty mystics, and other soldiers. The narrative blurs flashbacks, dreams, and reality a LOT, and it’s clearly a choice for the setting and the themes but I’m not sure it works for me. This has pretty art and a decent amount of potential (and queer romance), but apparently the publication schedule fell apart after the second volume and the series has no proper ending.

Copra (Volume 1) – This is a loosely-disguised Suicide Squad comic featuring a group of expendable superhumans called Copra. They stumble upon some sort of mysterious artifact which is taken from them by a group of supervillains and used to obliterate a town, which they’re blamed for. Turns out that the dimension “Rax” (Shade, the Changing Man pretty much exactly) comes from is responsible and he comes to help. A lot of characters we don’t really care about die over the course of the fights to retrieve the artifact. Apparently this won a bunch of awards as an indie comic and I’m not really certain why—the art style is distinct but I wouldn’t call it “good”, and the plot is a pretty standard Suicide Squad story.

The Autumnlands: Tooth & Claw (Volume 1) - A far-future world where animal tribes control magical power and live in floating cities, but the magic is failing, so renegade wizards use forbidden magic to bring a champion from the past to restore it. Said champion is human, the only one they’ve ever seen, and a technology-equipped soldier whose cleverness might save them after all. This is by Kurt Busiek, so while it hits a bunch of tropes (and feels very similar to a Kamandi story), it’s clever and well-paced. Apparently there’s a second volume (which I don’t see in this bundle) but it was left on a cliffhanger after that. I’d love to know where this was going (Where did the magic come from, where did the people go? My guess is that it’s all actually “sufficiently advanced science” and the people of Learoyd’s time created uplifted animals and a technobabble field, but we’ll probably never know.)

Sex (Volume 1) – I’ll admit, I didn’t expect this to be following the exploits of a retired superhero. It’s a barely-disguised Batman story by way of Watchmen, an attempt to deconstruct what would happen if Alfred died and Bruce had to promise to stop being Batman. And by the way everything of note happens to involve people having sex, from Not Catwoman’s brothel to the Not Joker’s young protegee to the Not Penguin getting blowjobs as he rants to his minions. The thing is, the sex part is overdone for something trying to seriously deconstruct superheroes and that deconstruction has been better done elsewhere. There are six volumes, but I’m not into it enough.

This bundle also contained all of Saga and Sex Criminals (which I’ve read in paperback), and a lot of issues of Savage Dragon, Spawn, Witchblade and The Darkness, none of which particularly interested me. I’m pretty sure I’d already read I Hate Fairyland from an earlier bundle, too.

Overall: I really enjoyed Curse Words and Shirtless Bear Fighter was great. Beyond that, functionally this was mostly a stack of the first volumes of series that either didn’t end or didn’t grab me enough to see through to the end.
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Queen Crab - A Kickstarter-funded standalone origin story, about a woman who gets pushed off a cruise ship and wakes up with crab claws for hands; though that’s more than halfway through and most of the story is just establishing her shitty life in Brooklyn and the various twists and turns of her romantic endeavors. I feel like this was supposed to be a full miniseries (it’s only 50 pages) and actually intended to pay off the time spent on her husband’s dead mistress or her abusive boss—it’s too much run-up for what it actually pays off. I’m guessing it was intended to be a bigger thing and didn’t pan out.

Retrovirus - Another Kickstarter-funded standalone, though this one fits together better as a story best described as “Jurassic Park with neanderthals.” A scientist spurned by her fiancé joins a mysterious research team in the Antarctic which it turns out has cloned neanderthals but also the virus that sterilized and wiped them out—and that virus has jumped to the research team. So there’s a race to find a cure but also the problem of an intelligent and super-strong hominid species that you know is eventually going to break out and kill everyone. The sexual politics are also…messy, to say the least.

Denver – A meteor impacts the moon and causes sea levels on Earth to rise 5,000 feet, leaving Denver a center of political power. But beyond that setting, it’s a fairly standard sci-fi pulp crime story, starring a middle-aged police detective whose wife is kidnapped by blackmailers with big plans for a citywide takeover. Pulp-novel stuff with a standard twist, the usual amount of tits and gore, and no surprises.

Killing Time in America – A group of Europeans pretend to be a tourist family and go to Florida to murder lots of Americans and film it to send home. Sex, violence, and less-than-perfectly planned serial killings.

Rage – Lotta action movies in this bundle! We open with a man and his daughter seeing “The Omega Man” in an NYC theater, before his evil ex spirits her away and the world goes crazy with almost everyone afflicted with murderous rage. So then it’s a survival travelogue (with plenty of flashbacks to tortured backstory) to get across the country to the daughter. It gets…pretty ridiculous, actually. Overwrought almost to the point of parody, but without a real climax and with a very odd denouement. This references both covid-19 and a fictitious second pandemic some time after—clearly, this was Palmiottti’s lockdown book, and it shows in a lot of ways.

The Tattered Man - A horror story about a vengeful spirit that rose from a Holocaust concentration camp as a suit of rags, and its revival as a spirit of vengeance in Manhattan in the present when the owner is killed by a group of thugs. This was very clearly written to be an origin story for Ragman but for whatever reason wasn’t used at DC—probably because it’s just too damn dark. (It also cribs heavily from The Crow.)

Trailblazer – Our hero is a paid assassin, but he’s also a nice Catholic boy who supports the nuns at the orphanage he grew up at. But a job goes bad, the nuns die, and in exchange for testifying against all the crime bosses, the federal government makes him a deal to join Project Trailblazer: The ultimate witness protection, a time machine that can send him back to 1868. Fast forward a year, and he’s a gun-toting wild west lawman. But the big crime boss escapes prison, finds the government’s best-kept secret, and brings his gang back to the past. So the government sends a suicide “clean-up crew” to kill everybody. Big gunfight, everyone but the hero dies, and he cleans up the evidence and rides off into the sunset with his girlfriend. This is a particularly ridiculous premise, I have to say, and I like to think I’m pretty good at suspending my disbelief.

The Pro was a re-read because I have the original printing kicking around somewhere; it pulls no punches with the crude parody. A streetwalker is given superpowers by a thin parody of the Watcher and curses a lot at the even-thinner parody Justice League. There’s a “Men of Steel, Women of Kleenex” joke. There’s a sendup of costumed superheroes in general that you’ll miss because it’s South Park style comedy. Basically, it’s everything you’d expect, given the premise.

Twilight Experiment (#1-6) – The world’s two major superheroes both seemingly died a decade ago in a city-wrecking battle, but Serenity left behind a son and the scientist who created them has a daughter—and those two become our main characters. This quickly turns into a “Superman is evil” plot, as the goal of the superhuman called The Righteous is to take over the world and fix everything, and kill anybody in his way. And honestly…he’s not wrong? Benevolent dictatorship by an immortal god-king is, in fact, the fastest and simplest way to fix what’s wrong with our society, and if he could stay on-message the story would be very different. Unfortunately, he’s the villain of the piece, and while he’s doing this, a “temporal curtain” that separates Earth from an alien world is collapsing and threatening to destroy both—so The Righteous needs to act stupidly against his own stated aims and refuse to fix it so that the teenage heroes can force him to save the world. There are a LOT of ideas crammed into this, and some of them are very good, but it’s too overstuffed and the execution is lacking.

Weapon of God – And then another ridiculous action movie. This one’s premise is that the Vatican hides a secret bloodline of “The Weapon of God” who is trained to come out and fight evil when the devil rears his head; and this generation’s has been called to deal with a terrorist called Apollyon. Interestingly, the only supernatural happenings are within the realm of “deniability,” which is tonally clever for something building on loose Catholic mythology.

The Last Resort (#1-5) – A by-the-book, shot-by-shot zombie movie set on a resort island, with the usual set of stock characters, most of whom get bloodily dismembered. Perfect for anyone who likes seeing faces bitten off.

Forager – A family goes on vacation on a spaceship cruise liner: Mom is a corporate ladder-climber who can’t step away from work, Dad is a sci-fi writer who hasn’t gotten his next book off the ground, and little Ellie is autistic and hears angels singing to her in space. Fast-forward a decade, and the alien “angels” are teaching humanity their science and Ellie is at the forefront, leading humanity’s first big mission to deep space in a ship called the Forager. This is another one where too much is just crammed into a single 65-page story. The second half feels like it should have been spread out across another five issues of a miniseries and instead that got crunched into a quarter of an issue, mostly of exposition. At least it resolves?

Wrestling With Demons – A man and his daughter drive into the wrong random town, and he ends up needing to enter a demon-wrestling tournament to rescue her. Fortunately, he’s an MMA fighter, and also has a dead wife to provide angelic backup in the clinch (which is good, because demons cheat).

There’s a Creator-Owned Heroes Collection that I skimmed but didn’t see anything that strongly appealed to me in. This bundle also included a few issues of The Monolith, which I have the original printing of; and G.I. Zombie which didn’t interest me.

Overall: I met Jimmy Palmiotti at a convention around a decade ago, which is an experience I highly recommend because he’s a funny guy who tells a good con story. His writing, on the other hand, is fairly hit-or-miss—the quality of his editor (and co-writers, of whom Amanda Conner is by far the best) often shows in the final products, and honestly this bundle is mostly his “b-side tracks.”
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A collection of Neil Gaiman’s work, mostly short stories adapted into graphic novel format. This was another bundle where they provide the uncompressed print pdfs, which I had to manually reduce to 1/10th their size (with no noticeable loss of fidelity!) to read on my ReMarkable.

A bunch of these are graphic adaptations of short stories I’ve read the prose version of in other places, like Murder Mysteries (a tale of the very first murder while the angels were still designing the universe), Chivalry (a modern-day old woman buys the Holy Grail at a secondhand shop and a questing knight shows up at her doorstep), A Study in Emerald (a Sherlock Holmes/Lovecraft mythos crossover mystery), and Troll Bridge (a man makes a bargain with a bridge troll that wants to eat him). All of them are solid stories, and the comic adaptations are generally also solid.

I’m also certain I had previously read The Problem of Susan and Other Stories, a musing on late-in-life Susan, many years after Narnia leaves her behind; and a few other fairytale-based yarns. These were also adaptations of prose stories, but the art was very familiar, so I think it must have been in another bundle.

How to Talk to Girls at Parties was definitely new to me, though it’s in the same vein of a short story that juxtaposes something normal (a nervous teenage boy who wants to talk to girls) and something otherworldly (the girls are all aliens on Earth as some sort of cultural exchange). It doesn’t feel quite as tightly thought through as some of the others—it feels like there’s more that should have been explored, or perhaps slightly less, if that makes sense.

Forbidden Brides of the Faceless Slaves in the Secret House of the Night of Dread Desire is a satirical take on the difficulties of writing when one lives in a world of gothic horror. The art is particularly reminiscent of Sandman.

Harlequin Valentine – A brightly-color harlequin, apparently a spirit of some sort, stalks a human woman in a lighthearted but utterly terrifying way. She recognizes his role as the Harlequin and turns the tables on him. I quite like the painted-photograph artwork here.

Likely Stories is a collection of four short stories, all of which I don’t recall reading before. I don’t think I had realized this, but Gaiman has a tendency to “wrap” some of his shorter stories in larger tales of “people telling stories”. Murder Mysteries does it most boldly, but he uses it in The Problem of Susan and Other Stories and here as well.

The Facts in the Case of the Departure of Miss Finch feels like it was part of a larger story and was cut down to the parts Gaiman thought worked—Miss Finch herself doesn’t get enough screen time to make her departure sufficiently noteworthy, and the story seems to end abruptly with less commentary than I would have expected. “Hey, remember that time a vaguely-unpleasant woman we never met before went to a show with us and mysteriously disappeared?” “Yeah, whatever. No one would believe it, eat your sushi.”

Snow, Glass, Apples is a retelling of “Snow White,” from the perspective of a sympathetic queen, because the girl is a terrifying vampire. Which might have been better as part of Creatures of the Night, which is a pair of stories, one of a black cat who protects his chosen humans from the curse of the Devil, and one of a girl believed to be the child of owls. (Kind of a random pairing, honestly.)

Only the End of the World Again is a Lovecraft pastiche starring a werewolf who has recently moved to Innsmouth. It’s okay, and I think I might have seen it played as a game of Werewolf: The Apocalypse before. I was mildly irritated by the deceptive pdf—the story is only a prestige-format ~50 pages, like the majority of these books, but the pdf includes sketch pages of the entire book, bulking it to more than twice its actual size. (And honestly, the art isn’t actually that great; that much sketchbook is absolutely not justified.)

Norse Mythology (Volumes 1-2) lends itself particularly well to this format, because each of the story-myths is a standalone short story and there’s lots of cool stuff to draw. (Of course, Thor and Loki look a lot like their Marvel Comics counterparts…)

American Gods (Volumes 1-3) is a full adaptation of the novel, and credit to Gaiman that as someone who writes both comics and novel, he really understands how to translate from one medium to the other. It’s been long enough since I originally read it that I’d forgotten a lot of the smaller plot points (and some of the larger ones), so this was a particularly fun re-read.

Oh, and I’m reasonably certain I’ve bounced off the piecemeal art and fragmented text of Signal to Noise before, and I bounced off it again here.

Overall: I mean, Neil Gaiman is very good at what he does. Some of these stories are great and some are only okay, but they’re pretty much all entertaining. Do they need to be graphic novels rather than prose? Not really, but they aren’t hurt by it either, and a few ( Norse Mythology in particular) did benefit from the artwork.
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I backed a Kickstarter for a bunch of webcomic collections, and also bought ARR a stack of comic strip collections because he’s read everything on the shelves. Then I read them all.

Nancy Wins At Friendship – I loved the original Bushmiller years of Nancy, which I have collected in a series of reprint books. They’re very much a product of their time, but they’re clever and funny. Olivia Jaimes found that voice, making the events modern (smartphones, social media, robotics club) but keeping the character appropriately timeless, and mixing fourth-wall-breaking gags with character-based ones. Also, expanding the cast of Nancy’s peers beyond Sluggo creates more variety in the “kids being silly” gags.

Zits (four volumes) - On one hand, there are only like a half-dozen jokes: Jeremy eats a lot, Jeremy’s feet are big, Jeremy doesn’t listen to his parents/girlfriend, Jeremy can’t communicate with his parents/girlfriend, the van is a shitshow, Pierce is weird. On the other hand, they’ve kept the art high-quality over the years and have come up with a lot of variations on those jokes, often worth a chuckle or two.

Scenes from a Multiverse (books 1 – 5) – Jon Rosenberg is a very good comic creator and a lousy businessman, something I realized when I interviewed him in 2002. Since his continuity-heavy Goats series ran out of steam and he never finished it, he’s been running this gag-a-day strip with moderate continuity, which is much more evident when you read them all in a row. There will be a sequence of events with a single character that take place moments apart, but were published over the course of four months with a half dozen other strips between each one. And every individual strip is funny, but boy it would be easier to keep track of what was going on if they were actually in sequence together...which he generally did NOT do for the books. (He also has a limited collection of jokes, many of them revolving around religion being stupid, but they only get old if you read them all in a row.)

I really should re-read Goats at some point too, as I have the full set in both physical and pdf form. Well, sort of--there are actually two sets of Goats books: There are six “Goats Silver” books that collect the black-and-white, more gag-a-day strips of the earlier years, and then four books of the multiverse-spanning “Infinite Pendergast Cycle”. I’ll get there eventually.
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Decodependence: A Romantic Tragicomic by Lila Ash - A graphic memoir, with the running theme being her codependence leading to bad choices and bad relationships. Like several other stories I’ve read, I’m mildly concerned this was written too soon: Given the timing of covid in the story, she only had a year or so of “better choices” in which to write the book; and this style of book always needs the hopefully happy ending but it’s unclear whether she’s actually there.

Why You’ll Never Find the One, And Why It Doesn’t Matter by Sarah Akinterinwa - A very light piece of self-reflection on dating mixed with a bunch of advice and self-help tricks for actually enjoying it, done mostly as comics.

Crap Dates: Disastrous Encounters from Single Life by Rhodri Marsden - A Reddit thread cleaned up and turned into book form; nothing is longer than a paragraph and many of the stories are amusing, but the commentary they try to add at the beginning of each chapter is generally boring and occasionally painful.

Sex For Lazy People - This is the sort of thing that could be helpful, or could be funny…but in execution it isn’t really either? They were clearly going for funny, but there’s nothing actually funny enough about any of the suggested positions or techniques to make that work. They’ve got a couple of one-liners here and there, but it doesn’t save the book.

Me Without You by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar - This is a 95-page pdf that’s a greeting card. No, seriously, it’s doodles of things that rhyme with “me without you” in an “X without Y” format. If you could pull each page separately into a program that could randomly put three on a card cover, you could randomly generate Hallmark Anniversary greeting cards for years.

Self-Love Club by Hyesu Lee – Crudely-drawn naked lady teaches self-care and self-acceptance. It’s fine, it’s got a bit too much “Live Laugh Love” going on for me, but I suspect there are plenty of middle-aged Asian-American women who would very much identify with the author and appreciate this.

I skimmed a few of the prose books: The Ex-Girlfriend of my Ex-Girlfriend is My Girlfriend is a book of queer (almost exclusively lesbian) dating advice that gets repetitive very quickly. 52 Ways To Stay in Love Always is cute if you’re looking for date night ideas (and your problem is “not enough to do” rather than “always too much to do). There are some books of sex magic and some more very similar books of sex advice and romantic advice; if I actually read anything else it’ll end up in a books post.

Overall: This bundle was a bit of a flop; I think I was hoping for more comics or at least more comedy, as I don’t really need more books (that I could write myself) of well-trod advice. Ah, well.
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Humanoids is a European publisher, and The Incal and Twilight Man are two of their most popular titles, though I’ll admit I don’t really understand why. (I read The Incal in an earlier bundle and, seriously, it’s the most 70s I think science fiction can get. And that’s not a compliment.) Anyway, here’s some of their other output:

In Vitro – The story of one man’s struggle with his infertility as he and his wife tried to have children; and along the way, a look back on his relationship with his own father. Honestly, though, it feels unfinished: The last panel indicates they were eventually successful, but the story itself doesn’t carry to or through that resolution and also leaves off on the question of whether he ever meets up with his father again. It’s kind of frustratingly disappointing, really, because the pacing was good until it suddenly wasn’t.

Dog Days – A French man takes his two sons and his dog to a small beach town he had visited as a child. The dog runs away and (warning!) the man finds him dead; but he doesn’t tell his sons and ends up learning that there’s a whole string of missing dogs. But in case you thought he’d solve a mystery or something: NOPE. It’s all just a bunch of faffing about. His wife never arrives, he sleeps with an old friend, he tries to retrieve the dead dog but gets caught, and a bunch of hunters who think he’s the dog-poisoner beat him up. Then he goes home. No real arc and nothing actually resolves. This is, as the saying goes, a shaggy dog story.

Chasing Echoes – A story about a family of American Jews descended from Holocaust survivors…being jerks to each other the way only American Jews can be. (I have to keep a mapping of which of my aunts are speaking to each other; I can’t criticize.) They go on a big family reunion trip to Poland to try to hunt down their heritage (and the family mill that the Nazis took their grandparents from). On one hand, though this does have a proper arc and character development, it’s also a wandering muddle of a story that sets up plenty of things it doesn’t really know how to pay off. On the other hand, it’s very much For Me. If this description sounds like nonsense you might get from your own relatives, it might be for you too.

Fraternity - Childhood best friends reunite at college, but one of them joins a fraternity that’s actually a demon-possessed cult, which means the other needs to learn a lot about demon-hunting really fast. This has a decent setup but doesn’t actually use it well enough— too much time is spent setting up the family tragedy and the maybe-girlfriend for too little payoff; the cult itself is under-developed in favor is splash horror scenes and the cops basically arrive out of nowhere in the ending. It feels like a bunch of their original ideas weren’t working but they didn’t actually want to drop anything, so they just patched it all back together and called it good enough.

Little Josephine: Memory in Pieces – A story about a caregiver and her Alzheimer’s patient. It’s poetic, and clearly intended to call attention to the shortcomings of the French elder care system. My takeaway is that the French system of elder care is clearly underfunded and undermaintained...but comparing it against the American system? I mean, at least they’re trying!

Luisa: Now and Then – 30-something Luisa is living in Paris and is generally unhappy with her life. Then 15-year-old Luisa falls asleep on a bus and finds herself in Paris, and through the generosity of a stranger ends up face-to-face with her future self. Adult Luisa is honestly really an aggressive ass through this discovery period, and generally a jerk to her younger self throughout. Like, neither compassion nor self-awareness at all. I suspect this is a metaphor but it didn’t endear me to the character. This features flashbacks to the egregiously homophobic 90s, because Luisa is queer but severely repressed about it. Then things get even more complicated as the older and younger versions of Luisa start swapping traits, which is again clearly a metaphor—older Luisa needs to learn which parts of her younger self to reclaim and which to let go in order to move on with her life. And the stinger has younger Luisa getting home in an “it was all a dream for her” sort of way, though it’s entertaining to think she then builds an alternate future with the self-knowledge she gained.

Retroactive - Time travel shenanigans! We follow a US government agent who uses the government’s time-travel system to keep history on track, but “anomalies” are popping up in the time stream that they can’t figure out. And it involves the main character getting trapped in a time loop, and I love time loops. Though this leaves a rather large plot hole (Where do the advanced, untraceable time suits come from, given the sequence of events?), it’s a neat standalone plot and it works.

Swine - Jesus cast the swarm of demons named Legion into a herd of pigs and ran them off a cliff…but some of them survived! This is an action-thriller comic and it’s just absurd enough to be entertaining, as the ex-husband and younger sister of a visionary preacher go after the demon pigs who killed her, eventually joined by a tinfoil-hat-wearing renegade demon pig who doesn’t want to rejoin his brethren. And it’s revealed that the demon pigs have been a source of humanity’s ills for the intervening millennia: They sank the Titanic and cause the Hindenburg explosion, among other things!

Asphalt Blues – Our protagonist is Mickey, a middle-aged man who drives too fast and tries to avoid connections, in a near-future sci-fi world. His girlfriend Nina dumps him for his inability to commit, then we jump forward 13 years. Micky’s wife has just been severely injured in a car crash, Nina’s husband is liaison between the corrupt government and the power company that’s faking clean energy. Everyone is unhappy, everyone is cheating. Then Mickey blows up the power plant and Nina’s boyfriend gets arrested for reckless driving. Eight months later, everybody’s happier with their lives and get what they wanted. This is a ramble of a story that doesn’t really know what it’s saying. The most standout thing is the “lineless” art style.

Bramble (Volume 1) – I do not have a goddamn clue what’s going on here. A mute giant who apparently worships some kind of forest deity comes to the big city, hallucinates, and murders a bunch of people. A useless put-upon nebbish of a police detective tracks him down. The asshole bully cops get murdered by the giant. A mysterious cult calls the giant their messiah. Nobody is likable, there is deeply insufficient exposition, and I can’t bring myself to care what the story is. (And I skipped the other two volumes of this.)

Chronophage - Then we hit another good one: A single mom working two dead-end jobs meets a strange man at a bar, and suddenly her life seems to start getting better. It turns out that he’s been “eating” the bad moments of her life both to sustain himself and in a paternalistic (and selfish) desire to make her life better. But his idea of improving her life doesn’t match hers, and she figures out that though he’s moving through time differently, he’s still subject to causality. This is solid sci-fi that knows what it’s doing and pulls it off.

Tiki: A Very Ruff Year - An autobiographical story. During the pandemic lockdowns, a man buys a dog for his wife and daughter, but it turns out that Tiki the dog is just enough to destroy his already-fragile mental health and he has a complete breakdown. If you want to see a Frenchman have an anxiety spiral over an adorable puppy (and also unemployment, isolation, the pandemic, and unresolved family trauma), then this is for you. No dogs are harmed—Tiki ends up happy in a new home at the end. And the protagonist recovers and writes a graphic novel.

Ignited (Volume 1) – Survivors of a school shooting get superpowers. A power fantasy for our time, as conspiracy theorists and second amendment crusaders respond to the school shooting by bringing in more guns and the traumatized superpowered teenagers take them down. Though they’re doing okay at the end of this volume, it’s pretty clear they’re going to get in all sorts of deep shit in the continuing series. (This is in the same universe as OMNI, which I read some of in an earlier bundle, and Strangelands, which wasn’t included.)

Olympus (Volumes 1-2) – A group of archeology students find a mysterious urn when diving off the coast of Greece, and are attacked by criminals and shipwrecked during a sudden storm, which drops them on an island full of mythological beasts. The two volumes make one complete story, a quest to climb Olympus and re-seal Pandora’s Box. It’s a cute little action movie of a comic; Hollywood-ish and forgettable.

Exo (Volumes 1-3) – Humanity has figured out that life likely exists on an exoplanet dubbed “Darwin II”, but aliens have already arrived on Earth; they attacked a space station on their way in and have taken over several human bodies in an effort to hijack a NASA scientist’s work. While the aliens on Earth are being chased down by NASA, a military force has been sent to the moon to hunt down the aliens’ staging base. It turns out to be a massive misunderstanding: Humanity’s evolution was sparked by an alien virus delivered via comet, and the aliens believe that virus to be deadly to them and are trying to set off an EMP to destroy Earth’s technology before the space program expands. But the virus has mutated and is harmless to them—and once that’s all cleared up, humanity can make a proper first contact. This is another action movie comic; the three volumes tell a complete story but it doesn’t hold together as well as some of the others. (Too many disparate pieces that could have used a better editing pass.)

Thick Skins - Another sci-fi action movie one-shot adventure; this one taking place across spacefaring planets and revolving around a missing tribe of modified humans called “thick skins,” who both the protagonist and a bunch of other assholes have been hired to find. (“Shocking” twists: The protagonist is secretly one of them, the evil corporation is trying to have them exterminated because they witnessed a dirty secret, and the woman was evil the whole time.) The artist seems to have trouble keeping track of who he’s drawing from panel to panel—body and head shapes change wildly and the characters manage to all look alike without looking consistently like themselves.

Retina (Volumes 1-3) – I’ll admit, while this wasn’t my favorite of the sci-fi thrillers, I’m really appreciating that they’re including full stories in the bundle. Like Exo, each volume of this was only 50 pages, so the trio makes a full trade. This follows a cop in 2050 when he’s presented with a mystery corpse whose eyes identify her as two different women, with the twist that she’s an ultra-secret undercover agent (and not really dead), and her handlers are a pair of bumbling idiots (and their superior doesn’t seem to understand that he can just tell the cops to drop the case). This was meh; it spends too much time with cops chasing a synthetic heroin deal at stupid cross-purposes with each other, and far too little actually working with the sci-fi premise.

Count - And one more sci-fi action movie. Redxan is a commoner who worked his way up to success, until his brother-in-law betrayed him and got him sent to prison for 13 years for a crime he didn’t commit; and during that time the betrayer took over the government and everyone Redxan loved died. Fortunately, a fellow prisoner gives Redxan the location of a helpful robot, a magic sword, and a large fortune in credits, so that when he escapes he can pursue his revenge. This is a fantasy story “reskinned” as sci-fi—the technology might as well be magic, and the “protectorate” is just a kingdom run by inherited nobility—and it’s not bad but it’s entirely forgettable.

Thousand Faces (Volume 1) - A British doctor ends up on the American frontier, and is taken in by the Sioux when he rescues their chief, but there’s some kind of demon chasing him and apparently possessing the animals of the plains. How much magic is there? How the hell does this guy survive all the nonsense he goes through? What’s the connection between the doctor who understood hygiene enough to actually save patients and the demons chasing the protagonist? Why do I care? There were five volumes of this; I wasn’t pulled in enough to continue.

The Twilight Man: Rod Serling and the Birth of Television - A biography comic of Rod Serling, tacking his time in the military as a WW2 paratrooper, his early television hits, The Twilight Zone, and the years after. It’s pretty decent, and doesn’t really pull punches with regards to both the crap Serling went through and the less-than-ideal choices he made out of ego. It also makes we want to rewatch some original Twilight Zone episodes.

Lugosi: The Rise and Fall of Hollywood’s Dracula – By the same author and with a similar style. Young Bela Lugosi was a charming scoundrel who got driven out of Hungary when the communist takeover there failed, and made it big in America (and with a lot of American women). He made a lot of lousy choices; he really led the “Hollywood tabloid divorce” trend, including a 4-day marriage to a rich socialite. And like many actors, he never let the truth get in a way of a good story, which the book does a decent job of making clear by contrasting the narration with Lugosi’s own claims. The later years of his career weren’t kind to him, marked by cheesy roles and drug addiction, but Ed Wood really comes off well in this.

Versailles: My Father’s Palace - The story of Pierre de Nolhac, the curator of the Palace of Versailles between 1892 and 1920, as told by his son Henri. It intersperses the personal details of de Nolhac’s family with the work of restoring the palace amid political struggles and then World War One. This was another of the interesting biographies, especially as I came into it knowing virtually nothing about the subject.

Hedy Lamarr: An Incredible Life - Lamarr did in fact live an incredible life, but this is a problematically-paced recounting of it that can’t seem to decide how “scandalous” it wants to be. It blazes through events and leaves out details everywhere; and spends far too much dialogue on the size of Lamarr’s breasts. (The second-to-last segment is a huckster recounting various headlines and scandals with no actual commentary on the truth behind them—I’m wondering if the author got bored of doing research at that point and just dumped a headline summary into his notes.)

I Am Legion - This takes a very different tack from Swine while referencing the same biblical passage: A blood-borne, body-hopping demon is maneuvering through the ranks of both sides of WW2, trying to stop a second such demon in the body of a little girl. (Turns out, the demon is Dracula, but he’s nominally the good guy because he’s given up on power in favor of security and is just upset the second demon is revealing them to the world.) This was a decent spy thriller, but there were too many damn characters without enough distinction to them, and by the end I couldn’t track which bodies Vlad had been in, who was and wasn’t controlled, and what the exact order of events was.

Miss: Better Living Through Crime (Volume 1) - The first of four volumes that revolve around a white woman and the black man she recruits as an accomplice on the mean streets of Harlem in the Roaring 20s. You see, she has a terrible, tragic backstory and everyone just uses her, so she gets very good at murder very quickly (but still has a heart of gold). Honestly, this is just a little too wacky to work as a serious crime comic (the series of increasingly improbably events as Slim escapes from the mobsters trying to kill him) but too dark to work as a farce. Also, it’s got a spotlight on American racism and sexism but is written by a European white man, which means everything feels vaguely like a caricature—and is still incredibly racist and sexist, just in a slightly different way.

River of Ink – Nominally answering a child’s question “Why do we draw?” this is a scattershot “history of art and also my family” that’s trying to make a poetic sort of artwork and is most succeeding at being up its own ass. (Also, comically worshipful of French artists and blatantly wrong in several statements it makes about religion.) There’s a bonus section with the artist and his favorite American influence, Scott McCloud…which, yeah, should have guessed that.

The Fires of Theseus (Volumes 1-2) – The “true story” of Theseus and the minotaur. In this version, Theseus is the discarded daughter of King Aegeus. She’s sold as a prostitute, and when she rejects that sent to fight in an arena. She eventually kills the slave master, escapes, and becomes the most feared bandit leader in Greece. When she hears Athens fell to King Minos’ minotaur, she goes to investigate, but is captured and sent as a sacrifice to it. There, she meets Ariadne and learns that the minotaur is her disabled (but entirely human) brother, used as a weapon by his father. Through trickery and guile, all the kings end up dead, Ariadne gets to rule Crete, and Theseus and the Minotaur live happily ever after. All that said…this is only a feminist story in the broadest strokes; among other things, Theseus spends a LOT of time naked for the viewer’s appreciation.

Wings of Light (Volume 1) is an adaptation of a Julia Verlanger Retroworlds story, and honestly I’ve never managed to get into those. So is Orion’s Outcasts (Volume 1), and that opened with the main character being branded a criminal by a false rape accusation, which made me even less interested. I skimmed Pandemonium (Volume 1) and Red Hand: Twilight of the Gods (Volume 1) and neither particularly grabbed me. I had downloaded Alice on the Run: One Child’s Journey Through the Rwandan Civil War, but then decided that it just wasn’t something I needed to read. And this was hardly everything in the bundle, but there were a bunch of series that I’ve either tried in other bundles or could tell right off the bat that I wasn’t interested in.

Overall: Chasing Echoes was For Me. Luisa: Now and Then was interesting, even if the execution wasn’t perfectly to my taste. Retroactive and Chronophage were clever sci-fi stories that worked well and had good art. The Twilight Man: Rod Serling and the Birth of Television was probably my favorite of the biography comics. And Swine was a special kind of batshit that I had to respect.
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I bought this bundle a year ago, and it also suffered from the “they gave me enormous pdfs that wouldn’t open on my ReMarkable until I compressed them” problem.

I read Girls (volumes 1-4) last year; it’s about a mysterious naked woman who appears in a small town just as it’s sealed off from the outside world by a forcefield. She has sex with a local man, lays a bunch of eggs that hatch into clones of her, and they start terrorizing the town. The sexual politics are, as you might imagine, a goddamn mess. You can tell this was written by men who were trying, but failing, to make their female characters act like humans but could only manage TV characters. (Which I think was my criticism the last time I read something by the Luna brothers, too!)

Dracula Motherf**ker - Dracula is revived in 1974 and immediately sets out to make more brides; and freelance photographer Quincy Harker gets caught in the middle of things. The portrayal of Dracula is interesting—physically, he’s an inhuman swarm of shadows, but his personality is “abusive Hollywood producer.” And to spoil the twist: The vampire hunters that come after him are his previous brides, who realized he was just using them and came to stop him from doing it to others.

Milkman Murders – Half of this book is meeting a dreary family of terrible people living a shitty suburban life. The other half is watching the mother go nuts and murder them all, and the milkman too. I think this is trying to say something pretentious about suburban life or underlying rage, but any meaning gets lost in the gratuitousness of it.

Coyotes (volume 1) – In the City of Lost Girls, it’s not safe for women to go out at night, because there are packs of coyotes who will tear them apart. But Red and One-Eye have taught themselves to use ninja weapons to fight back. This starts out as a “take back the night” metaphor but quickly turns into a fantasy inspired by the World of Darkness rpg line, as the girls join an order of female hunters and the coyotes turn out to be criminals wearing the shaved pelts of an ancient werewolf that’s being experimented on by a big corporation. (Seriously, this is somebody’s campaign about Pentex making Skin-Dancers and the new recruits for the Hunters having to stop them, with the serial numbers filed off.) The second volume was also in the bundle, but I didn’t bother.

Dark Fang (volume 1) – This is power fantasy wish-fulfillment starring a vampire ecoterrorist and I am HERE for it. She was turned a century ago, killed her sire, and lived happily underwater until an oil spill disrupted her life. Now she’s making the foolish mortals of the modern world obey her whims and killing oil executives and politicians. When she goes too far, the US government and a secret church organization conspire to have her killed...but their victory will be short-lived. This is absurdly over-the-top and it really worked for me.

The Discipline (volume 1) - By Peter Milligan, who did Shade the Changing Man and a lot of other Vertigo weirdness, and it shows. A woman is seduced into an ancient secret society of shapeshifters who fight a mysterious group of immortal body-hoppers. And there’s lots of sex and BDSM, but that’s not what it’s about, you see; it’s about the weirdness and possibly about feeling disconnected from the world and that holding supernatural meaning. (A theme Milligan has used in other works, too.) This is “volume 1”, but the main story ends—with lots of greater mysteries, of course—and no other issues seem to have ever been produced. We’ll never know if the lords of The Discipline were lying about the past or what’s going to happen to Melissa’s sister or if Orlando is really dead. Ah, well.

Nomen Omen (volume 1) - This has the “I want to grow up to be Grant Morrison” problem, piling a lot of not-actually-exposition mysteries into some very jumpy sequences that don’t actually start pretending to make sense until halfway through the volume. Once you figure out who the protagonist is and what’s actually going on (a witch-girl mixed up in the affairs of fairies; fairy politics have apparently been messed up since their princess died on 9/11) it’s…not better. I mean, the art is lovely (they make very clever use of color to represent the main character’s magic-vision) and there are lots of queer characters, and it’s trying to be clever, but it just doesn’t work for me. (There were more volumes in the bundle; I’m skipping them.)

Cold Spots - A pretty standard horror movie done as a comic miniseries: A man is hired to find a missing woman and her child (spoiler: he’s the estranged father of the kid) and traces her to a town full of ghosts that freeze everything they touch. Turns out that the kid has ghost-commending powers, and the nearby cultists want to use her to bring back their ghost/demon leader guy. Spooky child, evil ghosts, the hero survives because the plot says so, all the plot beats you’d expect.

Graveyard Shift - One lone cop versus vampires! Okay, it’s slightly better than that, in that the dude gets lucky when he pisses off a vampire coterie and doesn’t get killed, and his girlfriend gets turned into a vampire but manages to keep her head and ends up doing most of the actual saving in the end. (And the copaganda is minimized.) It’s a decent take on an overdone concept.

Old Head - And here we find another gem, at least for folks like me who love horror-comedy. A retired NBA player returns to his hometown with his daughter in tow, because his mother just died and the weird guy who lives in a castle up the road wants to buy her house. Unfortunately, it turns out his mother had been a vampire hunter and the castle is owned by Dracula, who wants to perform a twice-a-century rite to gain incredible power. Fortunately…Dracula’s minions are idiots and “The Knife” Glivens is perfectly happy to throw down. Witty, entertaining, solid horror-comedy. (The notes at the end say it was inspired by Fright Night, and that shows!)

Shadecraft (volume 1) - A teenage girl is attacked by mysterious shadows, but gets saved when her own shadow turns into the spirit of her comatose brother. This is a well-paced wild ride with a big twist at the end of every chapter. I have no idea if this is continued, but it doesn’t necessarily need to be because it wraps up the story nicely in one volume.

Goners – A family of monster hunters are the victims of a concentrated attack that takes out the parents of the core family but also a bunch of extended family as well, not that I could keep track of how anyone was related. This drops a lot of lore in a way that seems to assume you know more about the world than is ever explained; apparently the mom was possessed by a demon at some point so the son was technically half-demon? But the ancestor was also somehow part demon? And had the magic death book, or wrote it, or something? This has some interesting ideas that they did a bad job of actually making coherent in the story.

Random Acts of Violence - We follow the creators of the indie comic “Slasherman” who accidentally set off a wave of serial killers when dozens of fanboys decide to emulate their comic. I feel like a plot point got lost somewhere, because apparently the cause of this was their second issue dropping too early with the contest details misprinted, but there was already a copycat before then and no explanation for the early drop was ever given. Was it supposed to be supernatural, or at least connected in some way? Anyway, this is a horror film about horror comics done as a horror comic.

Nocterra (volume 1) - 13 years ago, the world was plunged into eternal night, but instead of everything freezing and dying, creatures mutated into “shades” and the surviving bits of humanity had to hide in well-lit outposts. The story follows a truck driver who picks up the man who caused the problems in the first place as a passenger, which puts her in the crosshairs of the maniac Blacktop Bill, but also sets the stage for revealing the greater nature of the darkness and a “better light.” This screams, “Not going to pay off its premise.” A little searching online revealed that this went for two more volumes but doesn’t seem to have actually answered any of the big questions behind its mythology (though it did seem to end on them defeating Bill). I’m more interested in reading an eventual Wikipedia article about the series than the rest of the series itself.

Underwinter (volume 1) - The distinctive art style makes this noteworthy; the story less so, as it’s Lovecraftian in a way that probably would have worked better as prose. A group of musicians are hired to play blindfolded for a special party, but it turns out their audience is some sort of eldritch monster that will drive them slowly insane over the months of performances. If we were imagining the monster instead of seeing it as a bird-headed man this probably would have been scarier. There are two more volumes in the bundle, but I was uninspired by the first and have no reason to believe it gets better.

Days of Hate (Act One and Act Two) – In an alternate 2022 where conservatives kept winning elections after 2016 and the fascists took over the US, we follow a pair of lesbians as one enacts guerrilla warfare against the state and the other is seemingly helping a federal agent track her down. The thing is, for all the tension that this builds…not a lot actually happens? The characters spy vs. spy at each other a bit and mostly sit around bemoaning the state of the world. The only real meat is right at the end, when we get a speech pointing out that fascists lose by showing weakness, and they’ve already lost. I’m sure this got a lot of sound and fury in 2018, but it was stuck to an extremely specific moment of political fear and it never had enough of that to properly fill 12 issues worth of material.

Infidel - A standalone horror story about a haunted apartment building. I mean, it’s really about being Muslim (or just a minority in general) in America, but the murderous ghosts really don’t help. Most of the cast doesn’t survive the story, which is precipitated by the odd choice to switch protagonists halfway through. (I think they finished the main character’s arc too fast and needed to fill out two more issues and resolve the story, and that was the work-around.) I don’t think this was really my thing, but I think it was pretty decent and accomplished some amount of what it was going for.

By Chance or Providence is a three-story horror/fantasy anthology book that I’m sure I’ve read before. Still pretty good though.

The Silver Coin (volumes 1-2) – Also an anthology book, with a series of horror stories (hitting a lot of the usual tropes) revolving around a mysterious silver coin with an eye on it. Interestingly, though the stories are generally unrelated (and the coin’s powers are nebulous in each one), this does give an origin to the coin and a later story ties back into it. Which I didn’t expect but appreciated!

Realm (volume 1) A post-apocalyptic mix-of-magic-and-technology future, where our world got invaded by orc, goblins, dragons and the like. There is another of those stories that really feels like somebody’s D&D campaign that they turned into a script. Volumes 2-3 were in the bundle, but I didn’t bother.

Hack/Slash: Son of Samhain - Following the exploits of Cassie Hack, who previously hunted “slashers” (zombie serial killers, basically) but now gets pulled into hunting monsters. With the clone/son of someone she previous had to kill. There’s backstory I’m missing here, but it also feels like they took this character and jammed a whole bunch of new mythology around her, so there’s that. This is followed by Hack/Slash: Resurrection (volume 1) which completely ignores it and picks up with Cassie living in a trailer and getting recruited to be a zombie-fighting camp counselor. Both have the feel of wanting to be Buffy but not quite getting there; and wanting to be “clever” horror but not quite managing that either.

I started Family Tree and said, “Oh, it’s Jeff Lemire. I’m already concerned.” It’s like Sweet Tooth, only this time, instead of half-animal body horror, it’s half-plant body horror. I didn’t get past the first issue; there’s three volumes in the bundle but I’m just not feeling it. I made it two issues into Two Moons (volume 1), which is about a magical native American who fights demons and talks to ghosts during the Civil War, and it just wasn’t working for me. A quick skim of Winnebago Graveyard revealed it to be more gore and painful art, so I skipped that. Ditto with Redlands (volume 1); I just wasn’t interested.

Overall: I’m tempted to hunt down any other volumes of Dark Fang, and I might read more Shadecraft if it fell in my lap. Old Head was probably my favorite from this bundle. If you like more classic splatterfest horror there’s more here for you than there was for me.
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Annoyingly, most of these came as insanely high-res gigantic pdfs, and I needed to manually use Acrobat to reduce the size so that I could load them onto my ReMarkable. This was a common theme of several recent comics bundles, and probably related to the fact I fell far behind on my comic bundles over the past year.

Autumnal - An eight-issue complete series about a woman whose estranged mother dies, bringing her and her daughter back to the strange, seemingly-idyllic hometown she left decades before. Though it has a slow start-up, this is definitely a horror comic. And while most of the early parts and the mystery-solving aspect work reasonably well, the ending is a mish-mash of tropes and doesn’t quite come together thematically; and the final sequence feels really forced. Basically, once you figure out what kind of story you’re in, everything else is predictable.

The Last Book You’ll Ever Read - Speaking of horror stories, this is another one where a mysterious power is moving humanity, though in this case it seems to be one woman's book about how we're all just animals and society must collapse. It doesn't have nearly enough material to harp on for eight issues, and on top of that it doesn't actually have an ending. It fills a lot of the interim with nudity, cartoonish gore, and fantasy splash panels that it's very unclear how "real" they're supposed to be. The characters are one-note and do everything in service of keeping the plot moving. I was unimpressed.

Heathen (volume 1) - This was cute and had some clever bits. A cast-out lesbian viking goes on a quest to release the captive queen of the Valkyries and topple Odin's repressive reign. The message is familiar but the wit is there. I might look for the next volume.

Fearscape (volume 1) - Henry Henry is an asshole protagonist and unreliable narrator, constantly using his pretentious inner monologue to attempt to contradict what we actually see happen and blaming his problems on everyone but himself. He cons his way into the Fearscape, the realm of human dreams and imagination, by pretending to be his elderly mentor. And then he fucks everything up. The last half of the last issue attempts to redeem Henry by revealing his tragic backstory, but it’s way too late by that point, because by then I hated him and the gimmick was tired. (If it had been a single issue or a multiple-viewpoints thing it probably would have worked better.) This had a couple of interesting ideas but they couldn’t save it from Henry Henry.

Resonant (volume 1) – A post-apocalyptic tale, this follows the story of a man and his family living in the woods and hiding from “the waves”, some sort of periodic madness that can be predicted by crickets and defended from by meditation. This is barely a prologue in five issues, taking the father off to an island as a captive and pulling one of the children into a Christian cult, and introducing a different crazy cult that’s clearly about to cause problems. (The influence of The Walking Dead really shows.) There are some interesting ideas here, but not enough that I’m going to follow up unless volume 2 drops in my lap.

Shadow Service (volume 1) – Gina Meyer is a private detective with witchy magical superpowers (talking to animals, classic occultism tricks, nasty curses) and she goes on various mystery misadventures. She’s another variant on the Jessica Jones or October Daye archetype. Cranky, down-on-her-luck, gets beaten up more than is probably realistic. Turns out, there are other magicians out there, some of whom work for the government, and she’s not as special as she thinks she is…but she is very clever and doesn’t trust them. If you’re looking for an adventure that thematically owes a lot to John Constantine, this is for you. It’s also another one that if I could be sure would wrap up in 1-2 more volumes I’d be interested in hunting down.

The Plot (volume 1) – A mysterious monster kills a successful entrepreneur and his wife, so their kids are sent to live with their estranged uncle at the haunted family home. The monster, which I quickly nicknamed “Bog Thing,” keeps showing up in sequences that make it unclear what’s real, what’s imagined, and what’s metaphor. I think everybody’s supposed to be hallucinating, but who knows? Apparently the second volume concludes the story, but I can tell the mythology isn’t going to end up coherent enough for me to care—the “you must give to receive” family motto is clearly going to just be “human sacrifice for prosperity” again.

Money Shot (volume 1) - This was a fun one: In a near future where interstellar travel has been discovered but there’s no grant funding for it, a team of scientists decide to fund their experiments by having sex with aliens and selling the videos online. It’s a sci-fi sex comedy that manages to has the feel of 90s sex comedy films with much less cringe. (Also, it somehow manages to have much stronger characters AND less gratuitous nudity than The Last Book You’ll Ever Read.) Also a plus: the first volume is a complete story.

Human Remains - Upon reflection, I’m kind of surprised I don’t read more things that make me say, “Oh, this is a reaction to covid.” This is a sci-fi horror story about a plague of “life-forms” that emerge from portals and murder anyone being too loud or emotional, particularly in public. This is a pretty good story of rolling worldwide tragedy and how people deal with it; only slightly different from the recent past.

I Walk With Monsters - A teenager and her sorta-werewolf friend hunt down child abusers, hoping to eventually find the “important man” who took away her brother years before. (This is a complete story; they find him fairly soon into it.) This skirts around the actual child abuse, which is probably for the best, but the flashbacks and current events are sufficiently jumbled and not artistically distinct enough that it becomes hard to suss out the sequence of events. That, and the scene where they take out the wannabe serial killer in the first issue is probably the best scene in the entire book and I’m disappointed they didn’t give us more of that. I realize that I shouldn’t complain because it’s a full story in one volume, but I think this would have been better with a sixth issue squeezed in to give the story a bit more time to breathe and perhaps foreshadow the ending a little more.

Barbaric (volume 1) – A Conan-style barbarian with a talking axe is cursed by witches to only do what is right. He really wanted to just continue his life of drinking, fighting and fucking, but nope! He’s a protagonist now. He meets a pretty girl who turns out to be a necromancer in need and takes on a zombie cult. There’s nothing brilliant about it, but it’s a fun sword and sorcery parody thing, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, including the point where the evil wizard turns into a giant snake for no particular reason. This I’d totally read more of.

Songs for the Dead (volume 1) – And speaking of necromancers in pseudo-medieval settings, here we find Bethany, a bard/necromancer looking for heroic adventure to prove that necromancers aren’t all that bad. And Bethany is the kind of earnest hero that just makes everybody else want to help her (or at least save her from her own bad ideas). I’ll admit, I can’t tell if the author has a huge world bible built up towards this or is very cleverly pantsing the history and all the different factions; but I’d wager good money they’re a DM when they aren’t writing comics. And this is clearly intended as the beginning of a much larger story, but I’m not sure it’ll actually get enough issues to pay off and I’d prefer to wait and see.

Hollow Heart - A queer love story between a zombie cyborg construct and the engineer sent to fix him. It’s a horror story about control and abuse and the monster is the victim; and it doesn’t end happily, but not because of the monster’s actions. Also I think there’s only one straight person depicted in the entire story.

Sera and the Royal Stars (volume 1) – Sera, princess of Parsa, is charged by the god Mitra to free the royal stars (apparently gods bound on earth, a situation that has screwed up the seasons), a task her mother was also charged with. This couldn’t come at a worse time, because her evil uncle has been trying to conquer the city with his army. Torn between her duty to her family and the stars, Sera goes on an adventure through the underworld, reveals the nature of her enemies and frees several of the stars, but then turns back towards home. This is another case where I’d go looking for other volumes if I had a reassurance that it would have a proper ending—it’s got a feeling of deep mythology behind it but also that it’ll get canceled on a cliffhanger with nothing resolved.

Vagrant Queen (volume 1) – The main character actually says, “Three, two, one, let’s jam” as she starts up her spaceship at one point; and this obviously owes a lot to Cowboy Bebop. A deposed queen who is now the galaxy’s most wanted picks up a scruffy-headed nerf herder for a heist into the galactic prison where she thinks her mother is being held. Explosions, chases, cons, and backstabbings abound. I didn’t think it was amazing, but I give them credit for having a complete story in the first volume.

Engineward – On a desert colony world long after Earth has faded from memory, resources are scarce, people fear the alien “shades”, and the god-like Celestials control everything; but a good engineward can make scavenged technology work. And when our heroes reawaken an ancient ghoulem head that tells of an unactivated terraforming device, it gives them the means to upend the entire status quo. This is a 12-issue full series and the worldbuilding pays off, though the character arcs end up a bit truncated (the humans basically finish their story when they decide to revolt two-thirds of the way through; the Celestials’ story is hurt by the fact there are 13 of them each playing their own politics and there just isn’t enough time to flesh them all out). Not amazing, but interesting; the pacing could have been better but I enjoyed it.

Wasted Space (volume 1) is another sci-fi space odyssey thing, but the lousy art really turned me off. And I’m just not feeling Vampire: The Masquerade (volume 1); the tie-in fiction for World of Darkness tends to focus on the aspects of the games I don’t care about, and Vampire is worse than most.

Overall: The first volumes of Heathen, Barbaric and Money Shot are fun on their own even without the promise of more. I’d want to check back in a year or two to see if Songs for the Dead, Shadow Service, and Sera and the Royal Stars actually managed to pay off their premises. Engineward was definitely the best of the standalones.
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As noted, I got a stack of new comics at Uticon. And this doesn’t include the Minecraft graphic novels or stack of Archie digests that ARR pulled.

Bizard: The Bear Wizard - A goofy kids story that I pulled for ARR but read anyway; a wizard loses his wand and it gets stuck on the head of a bear who gains magical wishing powers. The bear mostly wants to do bear things like sleeping and eating, but gets pulled into granting wishes for everybody in the forest. Nothing brilliant, but entertaining in a “sensible chuckle” kind of way.

The Batman & Scooby-Doo Mysteries - As adorable as you might hope; Batman is drawn in the Batman Adventures style but acts much more the Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon; which meshes well with a typical goofy, cartoony Scooby-Doo cast. There’s time travel, guest stars, giant robots, self-referential-humor, supervillains, and greedy old real estate developers in rubber masks.

Modern Fantasy – A casually queer mashing-together of D&D fantasy tropes with modern-day workplace/friend-circle drama. 20-something angst populated with office work and monster fights. (The barbarian coworker is the best character.) Cute, amusing, cartoony; ultimately forgettable.

Henchgirl – The trials and tribulations of a lesser supervillian’s minion and her roommates, driven by workplace drama and poor life choices. Sometimes, you can read something and tell if it was written in pieces, or all at one time, or by multiple people. And this you can tell was “pantsed.” It eventually pays off pretty much everything, but it’s also pretty clear that when she wrote issue #1 she hadn’t yet figured out anything that was happening in issue #2.

I Am Stan – A biography of comics legend Stan Lee based mostly on interviews with him. This lacks the “connective tissue” that would actually tell the story of Stan Lee’s life to anyone who didn’t already know 90% of it. Famous comic characters and creators (and less-famous ones) pass through without any explanation of who they are or why they’re important. Scenes from interviews or significant events appear unrelated to what comes immediately before or after, assuming that the reader already knows what’s going on. And Stan himself doesn’t actually come off that well, but the author was unwilling to take any narrative stance on the morality of anyone’s actions, or even try to clarify people’s relationships to one another at the various points.

Dirk Gently’s Big Holistic Graphic Novel – As far as I can tell, this was created independently of the TV series (in 2016) and then repackaged with a tie-in cover. The Dirk in the comics doesn’t look like the actor who plays him in the series at all (and is characterized by a giant pompadour) and his personality is a lot more confident and forceful; and none of the show’s recurring characters appear in either of the two independent stories this volume collects. That said, they’re amusing stories if you like watching Dirk piece together a series of seemingly-completely-unrelated nonsense into one sensible interconnected mystery.
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When we went up to Uticon in 2022, Xannoside was cleaning out his comic collection and gave us three big boxes of trades to sell. We sold two of them, but I sorted out a full box’s worth of comics I wanted to read and possibly keep. I read a pile of them in fall of 2022 (along with a miniseries I picked up at Uticon) but never actually wrote out the reviews because I got distracted to reading other things.

Books read in 2022:
Slapstick (Issues #1-6) – I thought I was buying a full set of the original mini, but this was actually a reboot / sequel to the original miniseries that changed around a few of the rules of Slapstick’s cartoony powers but remained entertaining in a strict niche sort of way.

The Sentry – One of Marvel’s many overpowered Superman take-offs, this one is insane and hallucinates his evil archnemesis who may or may not be his split personality.

Dynamo 5 (volumes 1-2) – The five illegitimate children of a Superman-type each have inherited one major power and the Lois Lane character becomes their handler as a super-team against various threats. Cute idea, middling execution, fun read.

Supreme Power (volumes 1-3) I actually already own in hardcover and was just re-reading, though they lead into Supreme Power: Hyperion and Squadron Supreme (volume 1) which are interesting but honestly kind of water down the world-shaking setup of the first few volumes.

Ms. Marvel (volumes 1-3) – The Carol Danvers edition of “Ms. Marvel”, and they clearly didn't really know what to do with her.

There was a random volume of Gen-13 that seemed really familiar, to the point I’m 90% certain I have a copy in the stacks somewhere. It was four unconnected stories.

Alias (volumes 1-4) – The original set of stories of Jessica Jones that was built into the Netflix series. It’s very different from the TV show, stronger in some ways but weaker in others, and still very good. This was one of the few things from the box I decided to keep for my collection after reading.

Then, we have the stack I’ve read more recently:

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Overall: It’s nice to actually read an era of Marvel books I hadn’t before and re-read a bunch of bits and pieces of other 90s material, but I can see why Xannoside was ready to let the collection go.
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Lumberjanes (volumes 18-20) – The end of summer finally arrives, but it doesn’t go out on a whimper. The girls all do their “last big thing”, the story of the first Lumberjane is revealed, and most of the guest-star characters reappear for a big finale which reveals a monstrous being trapped by the magical woods with a really unsurprising weakness (the power of friendship). Honestly this series went on a little too long—I think they spent too long as a semi-anthology series with rotating creators before finally getting back to pay off material from the first few volumes—but it was adorable throughout. I continue to heartily recommend the first few volumes of this series to anyone who likes ADVENTURE! regardless.

At the Jersey City Pride Festival, I bought a “Bi Box” of comics (and assorted stickers and trinkets) for $60; which is egregious for five comic books but it was supporting indie queer creators.

Bi Visibility #1-2 and Rainbow Canvas #1 – These are anthology books, which carried the usual set of problems of being a thoroughly mixed bag, though the fact that it was basically all personal stories by bisexual creators made it appealing to me regardless. The story that was basically a big response to the fan reaction of Tim Drake (Robin) being bi warmed my heart. The latter book included links to a number of Webtoon series that it teased, but none of them leapt out at me as things I really cared about pursuing.

Slice of Life (Issues #1-2) – This was originally written as webtoon episodes, and it shows in the episodic nature of the story. It stars two sisters, and the protagonist of one’s favorite anime (“Lady Vengeance”) is mysteriously brought into the real world, where she starts a budding romance with the other sister. Fish out of water comedy and queer romance; two great tastes that go great together.
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Direct Conversations by Paul Kupperberg – With the appropriate disclaimers that my dad is one of the interviewees and he’s known “Kupps” since before I was born. This is less “interviews” and more reminiscing, because Kupperberg’s own stories get interwoven into the chapters. It felt like being at a series of comic con panels where the topic was specifically how they broke into the comic business and the arcs of their careers, focusing on the “Bronze Age” of the 70s and 80s. I already knew a bunch of the stories (either the originals, or them from different perspectives), but there were plenty I didn’t. I was also entertained that the last two interviews were with Tony Isabella, who is very clearly bitter about his treatment at DC during those years; and Mike Uslan, who jumped ship from comics to movies very early and is very cheerful about that.

Direct Comments by Paul Kupperberg – An earlier book that was available as a bonus with the Direct Conversations Kickstarter, this collects transcripts of a series of earlier interviews Kupperberg did for DC’s Direct Currents columns (1989-1991), generally written up as essays. The Julie Schwartz chapter is the best, though anyone familiar with Julie’s storytelling ability (and accomplishments!) should not be surprised. Honestly, they get pretty repetitive, because everyone told their life story about being a comics fan as a kid, and how they met their heroes and got into the business. I actually found the really old guys (who had somewhat different stories) and the “what I’m doing right now” bits to be most interesting, because it’s a snapshot circa 1990, right around the time I was getting into superhero comics. Both books are fun for DC comics fans of my generation (or older), but if you aren’t coming in with interest and knowledge of the Silver and Bronze ages of comics and the big-name creators, you’re not going to care.

Gamemaster Classified by Howard Phillips and Matthew Taranto - Howard Phillips was Nintendo’s official “Gamemaster” in the 80s and many of us early Nintendo Power readers knew him (and his iconic bowtie) from the Howard & Nester comics. This Kickstarter-funded book was his memoir of that era, though it’s mostly discussing the games that were coming out and the reviews he gave them—the personal anecdotes are actually fewer and farther between than you might imagine. There are a bunch of fun stories and some cute comic strips, but it all stays pretty light and it gets repetitive in a bunch of places. I would have preferred fewer comments on why Mother didn’t get localized (a topic covered in much more depth elsewhere) or why he loves Super Mario Brothers (we all do); and more details on the day-to-day life of a “Gamemaster”, the making of Nintendo Power, the various publicity tours, and similar things that he mentions happening but doesn’t actually go into depth about. Fun for the classic Nintendo Power fanboys, but not a lot of revelations here.

Ask Iwata by Satoru Iwata - I received this as part of an Ixo-Box, and it’s a lightly edited (and translated) collection of blog posts by the late Satoru Iwata, who was president of HAL Laboratories and later President of Nintendo, and whose accomplishments include overseeing the creation of Kirby, Smash Bros, the Wii, and the DS. A lot of it is decent, if fairly generic, management advice; and there are a bunch of fun insider Nintendo bits. The book is rounded out with memories from a few other Nintendo luminaries he worked with; he seems like a smart guy and a decent boss. Again, nothing to go out of your way for, but an interesting curiosity for the Nintendo fan. (Though it did make me think about Super Power, Spoony Bards and Silverware and how it railed at the SNES for basically just being a fancier NES; and the contrast with Iwata’s era at Nintendo trying to do things radically different from what came before.)

Bea Wolf by Zack Weinersmith – A retelling of Beowulf in a similar style to the original, only starring kids, a treehouse, and a grumpy old man. It’s very cute and very clever (especially if you’re familiar with the original), and it only covers the first third of the original, through the battle with Grendel; where most modern retellings ignore the building of the hall and the side-stories and try to cram in Grendel, Grendel’s mom and the Dragon all into one mess. (I appreciated them including the bit where Bea Wulf defeats nine krakens as kind of a footnote in a story about a swimming contest.) And ARR enjoyed it too, which means it works as a kids book.
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I hadn’t realized that this bundle was provided through a comics-reader site called Izneo.com rather than the usual pdf bundles, which might have influenced my desire to buy it. I don’t love the online reading service; my monitor isn’t a great size and shape for reading scanned comics that are squashed into a page-reader. I actually had better luck reading them on my tablet and scrolling are zoomed in; but honestly it’s a crap way to read comics if you don’t have at least a 10” tablet to read on.

The bundle included a set bundle of comics but also a free month of subscription to the site’s premium service, so I read a bunch of off-list titles. Which was just as well, because the European Sci-Fi—which is mostly written by Brazilian author “Leo” Luis Eduardo de Oliveira—didn’t really win me. (My dad got more into it, so at least we got our money’s worth out of the bundle.)

The first thing I tried from the bundle collection was Betelgeuse, but I bounced off it and then didn’t go back to the bundle for months.

I made it through all of Aldebaran (volumes 1-3) - In the future, on a planetary colony cut off from Earth, a young man finds his life upended when he encounters two mysterious strangers and his home village is destroyed. Over the course of the series (which includes a three-year time-skip, but I think that’s only to age-up the younger girl so they can have a proper romance), we see a lot of bizarre local flora and fauna and uncover the mysterious creature in the water that’s clearly much more intelligent that humanity realizes. I get that this is supposed to be a coming-of-age story mixed in with spec-fic travelogue, but the beats feel wrong and the sexual politics are…not the greatest. I skipped returning to Betelgeuse or reading Anteres, which are apparently a semi-sequels.

I then tried Namibia (volume 1) on my dad’s recommendation: Famous nazi Hermann Goring is spotted in Namibia…years after his apparent death. British agents sent to investigate discover mutant insects and other strange goings-on. I read the first of the five volumes, but it didn’t hold me. Similarly, I glanced at a little bit of Distant Worlds, Orbital and Valerian and Laureline, which were also in the bundle, but I just couldn’t get into them.

Fragments of Femininity – A set of “slice of life” vignettes about seven women, most of which are kind of pointless but all of which are about breasts. (The author, unsurprisingly, is a middle-aged French man.) The story about the woman who volunteers as a nude model in exchange for some of the artwork before having a double-mastectomy was clever; the story about the bra store owner was overdone but cute. The rest were forgettable.

Atomic Sheep – Teenage Tammy goes off to a private boarding school, makes friends and gets better at art. Low-stakes teen drama, fun but forgettable. Apparently while it’s not autobiographical, it’s also not-not-autobiographical. No sheep appear at any point.

No Romance - A tale of three buddies who each meet a new woman at the same time, and the cycle through their various romances. It’s good that the dudes emotionally support each other, but good god, they’re idiots. Sometimes more self-aware than others, but idiots.

Giselle and Beatrice – It’s fairly often that, if you think about it, you’ll realize that a lot of comics could potentially be the author putting their fetishes onto paper. Occasionally, you read something where you have absolutely zero doubts about this. Beatrice uses a magic potion to transform her abusive, sexually-assaulting boss George into Giselle, an immigrant maid who speaks broken English and is trapped in her apartment, allowing Beatrice to turn the sexual-assault tables. The sexual politics of this are a goddamn nightmare--it goes beyond “problematic” into “WTF”--but I’m also not going to deny that some of the scenes are pretty hot.

Overall: I wasn’t huge into this bundle, but it was worth a shot. Izneo.com is closing their English-language store at the end of this month, and I’m not terribly depressed about it.

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