Barbarian Survivor

[chuckro]

Seven barbarians. Seven weapons. Six murders. One survivor.

Barbarians: Ankor, Bartz, Conrad, Delig, Exat, Fred, Grngr
Weapons: Axe, Bow, Cestus, Dagger, Epee, Fire, Greatsword

1. The guy with the Epee died first. He was obviously a silly French ponce of a barbarian.
2. No one used the weapon with the same first letter as his name.
3. Conrad killed the dagger-wielding barbarian.
4. Ankor died before Delig did, but Delig didn’t kill him.
5. Grngr, distracted by a green ruby (or was it a red emerald?) didn’t notice he was on fire until it was too late. At least he’d killed someone else first.
6. The Cestus-weilder, weary from beating Conrad to death, was shot in the back by someone with a bow. Ankor wasn’t part of this, as he was already dead.
7. Bartz cut off Fred’s head. Poor dead Fred.
8. Ankor used the Greatsword.
9. Conrad didn’t kill Bartz. Delig didn’t kill Exat.
10. In the game of Axe versus Greatsword, Greatsword won.

Comments

[tigermelp.livejournal.com]

Many thanks, Chuck...these things are so entertaining. :)

Fred did not get to use his lameass Epee.
Bartz killed Fred with the Axe.
Ankor killed Bartz with the Greatsword.
Grngr killed Ankor with the Dagger.
Conrad killed Grngr with Fire.
Delig killed Conrad with the Cestus.
Exat killed Delig with the Bow. He is the winner. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Which is why we discourage axe, bow, cestus, dagger, epee, fire, greatsword fights. Methinks they all deserved what they got. (No innocent bystanders here!)

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, my future mother-in-law. I smell doom on the horizon.

[xannoside.livejournal.com]

"Exat killed Delig with the Bow"

and Tactics saw the light of day, and it was good...

[tigermelp.livejournal.com]

Just as a note, it might make the puzzle a little clearer to say that nobody killed more than one person.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I got it! It took much reworking because I suck at these when they don't already give me like the grid and stuff, but I got the same answer as above.

I also love that the bow guy watched all this shit go down, waited till the last guy was standing on the field, took him out, went home, probably drank a beer and had a nap. Woo! Range weapons!

[mazing-man.livejournal.com]

What level are the barbarians? And why didn't they use their Primal Fury class ability?

So unrealistic . . .