D20 Rules to my superpowers, part 1

[chuckro]

I sent this to Random, and figured I might as well post it here, too. For those of you who don't know, this is related to the amazing tendancy of women I date to become bi or lesbian later on. (If they weren't bi to begin with...)

My "Create Lesbian" ability has no effect until I have gone on at least one date with target woman. (This power's effect on men has never been tested. And won't be, dirty slash fans.) From then on, at every susequent "breakup" (starting with the breakup with me), said woman must make a Will save at DC 10 + my Cha bonus or become attracted to other women. For the sake of argument, yes, I suspect my Cha is around 16, so the DC for the save would be 13.

This power is available at level 1 for the prestige class "Straight Theater Boy", or at level '05 for the Jewish Musician class. (Josh is the only person I know to have achieved this, but there may be others.)

As it occurs to me what other bizarre superpowers I have, I can write up nerdy rules to them, too. (I'll happily take suggestions.)

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha!

[axons-amok.livejournal.com]

This post rules. Reminds me of the Penny-Arcade comic last week about sandwiches (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-10&res=l) ("That's because I roll twenties").

I wish I had gotten to know you in the time we were both on campus, chuckro.