chuckro | Halloween Party Menu

We had a Halloween party last night, and to properly illustrate our "mad science" theme (in addition to Jethrien having decorated the apartment with warning signs and sample jars full of strange substances, we provided helpful labels to all of our food and drinks. I was rather proud of them, so here they are:

Half-Monkey, Half-Pony Chili
Caution: Many contain too many monkeys. But isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a meal for you?
(Vegan-friendly homemade chili.)

Professor Science Papa’s Microbiology Experiments
It’s perfect! Mama’s impressed.
(Assorted cheeses.)

Failed Cloning Attempts #1 through #296
#297 had a brief career as Spider-Man.
(Cooked ground beef.)

Cid’s Amazing Airship
Powered by steam, gears, eidolons, materia, and cutscenes.
(Steamed white rice.)

Donatello's Amazing Shrink-Ray Pizzas
For busy teenage ninjas on the go.
(Commercial mini pizzas.)

Cake (Not a Lie)
Anyways, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist. Look at you, still talking when there’s science to do.
(Homemade chocolate cake.)

Dr. Frank-and-Furters
Don’t get hot and flustered.
Use a bit of mustard.
(Beef hot dogs in Pillsbury rolls.)

Topher Brink’s Bowl of Inappropriate Starches
You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
It's made of brown.
Brown. Mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.
(Chips. Pretzels. “Cheese”-covered things.)

Dr. Bruce Banner’s Big Green Veggies
You wouldn’t like them when he’s angry.
(Assorted fresh raw vegetables.)

Hank McCoy’s Beastly Snacks
Puts hair on your chest.
And everywhere else.
(Blue corn chips with salsa.)

SCIENCE!
Caution: May cause blindness.
(Assorted candy.)

SCIENCE!
It works, bitches.
(Assorted candy.)

The Mutant Albino Brownies of Dr. Moreau
A hideous abomination before God and man.
(Homemade Blondies.)

Pinky and the Brain
Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, Brain, but how would I ever get accepted to Hogwarts?
(Cauliflower and onion dip.)

The Classic Doctor Manhattan
blue curacao, peach shnapps, bourbon, lime

Beaker's Bunsen Burner
capiscum mix, vodka, lime

Dr. Doom’s Latverian Forest Cake
Kirshwasser, creme de cacao, bailey's irish cream

Lex Luthor’s Plan to Kill Superman
Rum, Lime Kool-aid, Triple Sec, soda

Dr. Horrible's Drink-a-long Blavod
Layered Blavod vodka

Agatha's Jäegermonster
Jägermeister, fruit juice

Dr. Strangelove's Precious Bodily Fluids
Could be anything, really.

It was a good party. And we got a very good turnout, despite the snow. I like my friends.