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The Avengers: Age of Ultron
May. 7th, 2015 07:02 pmWhen Pepper Potts isn’t around to say, “Tony, no,” Tony does dumb stuff. Like making a super-powerful insane genocidal AI that wants to destroy all humans. Other highlights include three new major characters, the Hulkbuster armor, a bunch of backstory/development for the characters who don’t get their own movies, and really how much stuff did they cram in here?
( Yeah, spoilers. )
Overall: Has the internet told you to hate this yet? Because you’re a terrible person if you don’t hate it. You misogynist monster. Joss Whedon is the devil. Have you told him how much he sucks today? We should cancel him, just like Stephen Colbert, the racist. Anyone who ever told you that Whedon did anything good was lying, we’ve always hated him for being Worse Than Hitler, and we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
But those fight sequences are glorious nonetheless. Beautifully choreographed, no jump cuts, no shaky-cam, no lens flare…I wish all comic movies could have fight scenes like that.
( Yeah, spoilers. )
Overall: Has the internet told you to hate this yet? Because you’re a terrible person if you don’t hate it. You misogynist monster. Joss Whedon is the devil. Have you told him how much he sucks today? We should cancel him, just like Stephen Colbert, the racist. Anyone who ever told you that Whedon did anything good was lying, we’ve always hated him for being Worse Than Hitler, and we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.
But those fight sequences are glorious nonetheless. Beautifully choreographed, no jump cuts, no shaky-cam, no lens flare…I wish all comic movies could have fight scenes like that.
