Assistance Requested

[chuckro]

Someone please tell me something happy to cheer me up. I'm having a crappy day.

Good news, things to occupy my mind, or whatever. It's all appreciated.

Comments

[tigermelp.livejournal.com]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/070605/sleep.gif

http://www.nataliedee.com/070705/adventures-of-dinosaur-vice-principal.jpg

Try those. :)

re: Good News!

[freekofnature.livejournal.com]

The sun rose this AM.
You are in love and loved by a beautiful woman.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
The world is waiting with baited breath your contribution to civilization, get a move on!
There are countless Chinese restaurants you have yet to discover, in your city of residence! Start planning your expedition!

Re: Good News!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

The world is waiting with baited breath your contribution to civilization, get a move on!

Oddly enough, this one doesn't really do much towards perking me up. I think I'm waiting with baited breath for my contribution to civilization, and haven't the faintest clue what it's going to be.

[katertoticus.livejournal.com]

check your email, in case you haven't found my note yet

[misty-mermaid.livejournal.com]

you are ENGAGED!!! did you forget? that is happy. :) a lot of people can't say they've found the love of their life and mean it.
i almost died on the 4th of july but i didn't. that is making me very happy right now. i just lost $11,000 and i can't stop smiling! i'm ALIVE!!! so be happy you are alive!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

You know, if I hadn't popped over to my friends list and seen your recent post, I would have been really confused by this comment.

[gaudium-et-spes.livejournal.com]

How the internet makes your life better:

Try googling for the words: "star wars a lost hope"

Try googling for the words: "warcraft leroy jenkins"

www.actsofgord.com

-Chris

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

I love actsofgord. So much fun.

[emsical.livejournal.com]

:Sneaking onto live journal in rain coat and Jackie O sunglasses, I bump into a pillar, sway backward, knock over a ladder, which splatters a bucket of yellow paint, which frightens a cat who starts hissing, which makes the "Hiss, On, Hiss Off" lights go on which means all of Live Journal has caught me sneaking back. I blush, titter, and bolt away:

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

For the record, I fell over laughing when I read this.

Look on the bright side -

[mazing-man.livejournal.com]

- at least you aren't as existentially depressed as Mel(p) looks in her new icon.