Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Along with the Transformers hidden in the Hoover Dam and the Egyptian pyramids, apparently various governments on Earth have been covering up a Cybertronian spaceship that was discovered on the dark side of the moon—one that held a secret weapon intended for use against the Decepticons that might have won the war. But the Decepticons are plotting something, and all is not as it seems. Oh, and Sam Witwicky graduated from college and has a new girlfriend and needs to find a job.

( Can you tell which parts of the movie I didn't give a crap about? )

Overall: It was better than Revenge of the Fallen in a bunch of ways (less gross-out “humor” and easier-to-follow action sequences, mostly), but it’s still not a great movie. I reiterate my desire to get a “collector’s edition” of all three movies with just 45 minutes each of high-def giant robots punching each other.