Sparticleman will appreciate this
Nov. 24th, 2010 11:45 amFrom a Slacktivist commenter:
"Since you're a quantum mechanic, could you take a look at my quark? I've gone over it from top to bottom, and it's still being very strange. That's what I get for buying from a dealership that is all charm and can put a good spin on the product during the sale process, but has weak interaction with the customer when a problem arises."
The response: "Oh, you don't need a quantum mechanic to do that. If your quark seems like it's about to come to pieces, just smear some gluon."
"Since you're a quantum mechanic, could you take a look at my quark? I've gone over it from top to bottom, and it's still being very strange. That's what I get for buying from a dealership that is all charm and can put a good spin on the product during the sale process, but has weak interaction with the customer when a problem arises."
The response: "Oh, you don't need a quantum mechanic to do that. If your quark seems like it's about to come to pieces, just smear some gluon."