Deathmeme

Google "[yourname] was killed by".

Chuck was killed by that hand grenade
This has happened in so many games of GoldenEye, I've lost count. Usually I was the one throwing the grenade in question, too.

Chuck was killed by a public vote, not by the mafia
At least it was democratic.

Chuck was killed by a car while crossing Greenville Avenue.
Note to self: Look both ways.

Chuck was killed by The Master. The Master was killed by mole.
Hooray for mole! Way to avenge my death!

Chuck was killed by a pack of hungry Tibetan Terriers
I'd be hungry too if I'd walked all the way here from Tibet.

Chuck was killed by Bruce Lee back in the seventies
And suddenly my dislike of Bruce Lee becomes clear. It's not irrational, it's memories of a past life!