I wouldn't have bothered posting this if not for the burritos

Chuckro in The Escalator Down

After a series of unsatisfying burritos, chuckro (George Clooney) briefly travels to the past, where he sees his younger self relay a message that he will never again forget. Though people attempt to discredit him, that just makes him want to advocate such activity all the more so. Coincidentally, jethrien (Pia Miranda) and ivy03 (Denise Richards), a vile duo, use every gadget at their disposal in their attempt to eliminate Chuckro. A fine alternative to the best film ever made.

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