Another variation on the previous puzzle

CHUCKRO = CROSSBOW
1. All vowels represent prime numbers. All consonants represent non-prime numbers.
2. No letter represents zero, and no two different letters represent the same number.
3. Assuming the letters are multiplied, what is the smallest product that makes this statement true?

(If you can give a mapping with your answer, that'd be useful to me for editing purposes. But it's not strictly necessary.)

Logic puzzles tend to be popular

Check me for multiple solutions, unnecessary clues, and the like. Edits made based on comments. Please note the new clues 2 and 8.

Six friends (Morgan, Lee, River, Pat, Sam, and Chris) are lining up for a photo. Three of them are in the front row and three are in the back. Who stands where?

1. There are three men and three women. Each row contains at least one person of each gender.
2. Chris, being the tallest, got stuck in the back, on the left side.
3. Two of the women have red hair, one of those two is in the front row.
4. No two people with the same hair color are next to each other in their row.
5. Lee and River, being an overly affectionate heterosexual couple, stand together.
6. River has dark hair. Sam and Pat are blond.
7. The blond woman is jealous of Chris’s dark hair.
8. Pat is standing in front of River.