I wouldn't have bothered posting this if not for the burritos

[chuckro]

Chuckro in The Escalator Down

After a series of unsatisfying burritos, chuckro (George Clooney) briefly travels to the past, where he sees his younger self relay a message that he will never again forget. Though people attempt to discredit him, that just makes him want to advocate such activity all the more so. Coincidentally, jethrien (Pia Miranda) and ivy03 (Denise Richards), a vile duo, use every gadget at their disposal in their attempt to eliminate Chuckro. A fine alternative to the best film ever made.

Produced by ianiceboy

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Denise Richards, huh? Can't fault your automated casting choices.

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

See, it should have been unsatisfying burritos in last week's adventure!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

No one would have believed I was the burrito guy. Pizza guy is easily believable. It's a classic archetype.

But if we ever have to pull that sort of stunt again, I'll probably have to be delivering Chinese food. And be Chinese.

[elliewhit.livejournal.com]

What exactly does it mean to be "a fine alternative to the best film ever made"? I'm still stuck on that tidbit.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

One would suspect it's intended as a parody of typical movie-hype-blurb nonsense.

Taken literally, if you can't see the best film ever made (which is not this one) then you can see this one instead.